Hey we're going to order some pizza. What sort of toppings does everybody want?

What did you say about my crust, you little bitch?

Look at the bubbles. THE GLUTEN MATRIX IS THERE.

Ham and pineapple.

:3

>Naturally greasy hands
>Shitty skin
>Filthy nails

Your shitty pizza is the least of your concerns.

Yeah I have a drinking problem. Wanna fight about it?

Sausage, ground beef, pepperoni, mushrooms, green pepper, black olive, and chopped raw garlic. Did you write that down, or did you get it all on the first pass?

Pepperoni. You getting shitty take away pizza, don't waste the caper berries on that crap.

As close as I know this feel, at least cut your goddamn nails. I'm biased as a CNA, but long nails are nails which get shit trapped.

My nails aren't even long there. It's just a little grungy. And my fingers were greasy because I used to be in the habit of using way too much oil to grease my pizza pans, and it rubbed off onto my fingers.

What's really gnarly though there is my cuticles.

black people don't talk like that, nice try though retard.

Meat Feast please.

Would eat, looks great.

No it doesn't you cuck.

i stop visiting Veeky Forums for a year only to come back and find out that this same bait is still getting shitposted

feels good

I will have some cheese, with bbq sauce, beef, bacon, chicken, and onion.

Where have you been?

Fried potato slices.

Was out getting a McChicken

It was a reference to The Jeffersons, but I guess I'm showing my age.

>roasted red peppers
>jalapeno
>onion
>extra pineapple
>bacon

meat other then bacon on a pizza is a joke, also need to have a few cheesy cheddar dips

you suck.

Because he only got one or because he forgot the hot fresh fries and ice cold Coca Cola?

That crust actually looks pretty good.

>ham
>mushrooms
>pineapple
>olives
>anchovies
there is no other option worth entertaining

stop shit posting

Because he's a shill posting McDonalds spam for petty cash.

Look around this board. There's an astroturfing "social media" campaign for McD going on.

Margarita. Neat. With a lemon twist.

This but unironically

>putting processed meat on your pizza

Absolute madman.

I'm not big on the "Hawaii", but I like to try it occasionally. One pizza place has a promotion, buy huge pizza, get small gratis. I order the small one with pineapple&ham. "For desserts."

All food causes cancer.
No food causes death of starvation.

Yeah it's not bad, don't know why people say it is

>Going outside and letting the sun touch your skin ever.
Absolute madman.

95% of "cancer causes" are a fucking joke.

For me - if you don't make an order of several pizzas, with group of friends, and switch and vary pieces around, just order one large pizza, this becomes a rather boring affair. I definitely prefer a good mix of savory and spicy ingredients.

For some people the idea of eating a savory-sweet food is inconceivable.

Those are all good toppings (pineapple depends on where you're ordering from but can be great) all together on one pizza is fucked though

Pear and gorgonzola
Spinach and mushroom (possibly with sausage thrown in; eggplant is also an excellent addition either alone or with the above)

Holy fuck those hangnails my man! Pull it together.

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>Are jalapeños too spicy for you

Said no one ever.

Chiken, Pineapple and curry spice.

Extra Olive and Anchovy

Said every white boi ever.

Linguica. Maybe with green peppers.

>meat other then bacon on a pizza is a joke
>le ebin master meat, bacon! XD!
Reddit is that-a-way, pal.

>HURRR white people can't handle spicy foods
You know, I'll suffer this meme. Because I can handle other things, like paying my credit card bills.

>Said every white bio ever.
Said every John Bettendorf, the reddit admin shitting up every thread imaginable with blacked and white memes. I seriously hope you die in a napalm strike.

Chicken, ham, mushroom and peppers for me please.

Pineapple and green olives
Sweet and ssssssaltay!

Fresh Garlic, Feta, Jalapenos, Pineapples, Pesto and Chicken Breast.

>boi
What are you, a 13 year old girl?

Chopped Bacon
Pineapple
Pepperoni
Banana Pepper

Thin crust, meatballs, peppers, and mushrooms is the winning choice.

Replace the pepperoni with literally any other meat, and we're talking.

All of those together sound absolutely fucking disgusting, you slob.

>chicken
>bacon
>pineapple
>roasted red pepper
The spicy Hawaiian chicken.

those are haggard cuticle particles not HANG NAILS you fucking mong

My man. Grate some parmesan before serving and its perfect.

I was going to make this exact post, and then I googled "hangnail" just for shit, and according to google, that's a hangnail. Which makes no fucking sense because it isn't a part of the nail at all.

Sausage, pineapple and jalapeno

I like my pizza topped with cookies

Pancetta, shaved leek and white sauce.

Supreeeeeeeeeeme!

Drive on a parkway, park on a driveway, it's a topsy-turvy world my friend.

>worked at Nestle
>get access to their frozen good store, where all the boxes of food with printing errors are put
>get tons of stuffed crust digiorno's on the cheap
>eat them whole every night of the week
>gain 40 lbs
Cheese kills the man

Asking your friends and family if they like spicy foods before you cook the food is the polite way to be a host. But you would not know that, because you are going to eat the pizza alone in your shitty apartment, you fat cunt.

you disgust me

Spinach, with lots of mozerella.

If only they were not so expensive

A Shawarma calzone please.

Found the homosexual

Cream cheese, lox, and capers

JSYK that redness above your nails is called finger clubbing and is likely a symptom of an autoimmune disease. I'd get that checked if I were you.

>Lox

You mean salmon you fucking uncultured, buzzword regurgitating hipster? I bet you call baby spinach arugula as well. Fucking faggot, I hope you choke on an artichoke heart.

All lox are salmon, but not all salmon are lox.

Suggest a remedial course in logic and semantics if you want to progress from your position as elementary school janitor, designated puke scooper.

Hot Sausage, Meatballs , Genoa

All da meat bitch.

I wish I could kill this guy and the guy who posts the same reaction image in every thread

I don't understand why you'd not just have pepperoni
I tried banana peppers instead once cause my friend gets them and I didn't like it.

That actually looks pretty appetizing senpai tbqh

Kebabpizza is the ultimate pizza

Shrimps and cilantro

> what will the adults be getting?
Pepperoni and cheese.
You pretentious faggot.

>peppers onions and mushrooms (and possibly sausage)
>goat cheese and arugula
>sliced fried eggplant ricotta and basil
>sauteed shrimp and fra diavolo sauce instead of marinara

Fuck I miss living in the tri state area.

I have no real qualms with pepperoni but all of the above is so much better.

What recipe did you use for the crust.

Mushrooms and anchovies

Too many toppings ruin a decent pizza.

I usually go for a margherita or sausage. Sometimes caprese.

>it's not delivery, it's diabetes

I'm sorry but pizza has enough grease on it already without adding extra low quality meats to it

chicken florentine pizza is the tits

Pepperoni, ham and black olives, thin crust, not very much tlmato sauce, preferably cream cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce