Cooking for my parents. Whats the least sexual meal i can make them? I want zero sexual tension in the room

Cooking for my parents. Whats the least sexual meal i can make them? I want zero sexual tension in the room.

Oysters, Chili peppers, Avocado, Chocolate, Bananas, Honey, Watermelon

cheese and onion crisps

i'm so glad girls my age no longer think they can eat cheese and onion crisps and be reproductively viable.

Stuffed clams as an appetizer.

Bangers and mash for dinner.

Spotted dick for desert.

What? Are threesomes with your parents not good enough now? You fucking slut.

>Watermelon
how is that sexual?

Unsalted boiled rice user, anything else will turn your parents into helplessly horny rutting animals

>literally r/eddit

when you eat it, you make wet oral sex noises, virginator.

Sooooo, no pastrami?

You can cut a hole in it and fuck it.

excellent post

Italian Food, Mexican Food.

Heavy portions of meat, cheese, and carbs knocks all physical passion out of the air.

Use extra garlic.

Roast beef

Who the fuck has sexual tension when cooking for their parents? Did they never make you do anything in the house?

This, why would there be sexual tension user?

A custom penis cake

Because muh replies

Can't speak for OP but I know I grope my wife in front of our kids all the time, and sometimes we'll have "stealth sex" under a blanket on the couch while the kids sit on the floor on movie nights.

Our oldest is only seven though so I don't think they know what we're up to.

MODSSSSSSSSS

Sweet sundae ramen

Someone call child services.

bacon just bacon sandwiches

dicks

stew