Cheesy coals

For that smoked cheese flavor?

you did your best.

wow

>Didn't even attempt to wait for the coals to get hot
Fucking kek

gold

Going to grill again today.
We call this "seasoning the coals"

The coals are the best part

PICANTE

It rained yesterday so the coals are kind of wet

why are you doing this to us?

limited coals so we gotta keep the dogs close up

YOUR COALS
ARE NOT
HOT ENOUGH

Whew, that awful taste of lighter fluid.

When I used to tail-gate I saw so many drunk people do this and wonder why the food was awful.

unfortunately they all burnt evenly :(

Jack pls

youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

Those don't look burnt you retard. That one in the middle is still good.

Fuck dude, you need to stop wasting money and fucking up so hard.

here are the surviving dogs

we call this one the "crispy cockring"

Fin

a pig died for this

Line them up with the bars of the grill to rustle maximum jimmies.

What is RB 8122?

Is this for real?

I can understand if op has monwy to burn. Thats cool, but why spend the time to make fucked up food to make a marginally funny thread on the internet? Is that a thing? I dont know. Maybe i just dont get it

A lot of things people will do or say to be funny or upset people on the internet baffles me. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's autism.

This thread is 100% real. OP knows he messed up but probably just doesn't care.

See, stuff like this. Like I know you know that nobody, at least nobody sapient enough to realize they "fucked up", thinks cheese slices directly on the grill grates was correct.

someone post the ja/ck/ hotdog webm

im more impressed that you have heat w/ black coals

The very first thing he said was "I forgot to take off the cheese." Yes, putting cheese on a raw burger was stupid to begin with, but it's probably just some guys messing around and camping or some shit without proper supplies.

He clearly knows that the degree to which he fucked it up is so bad as to be funny though, which is why it was posted here.

We decided flipping the burgs to cook them through was more important than keeping the cheese intact

That's a big spatula.

Well no wonder everything is fucked up if you're trying to cook with that hulk-smash spatula. You might as well be wearing boxing gloves.

>that spatula
Ok, you're fuckin with us now.

the hand in the picture looks like it belongs to a 16-18 year old male. maybe op is just one of those kids that doesnt know how to cook and is just in the phase where he is experimenting with cooking his own food

if you fuck up this badly you might as well laugh about it

are yall serious or just blind? The spatula looks massive beacuse its right in front of the camera its called an optical illusion

possibly OP is someone who has no real hobbies. the way he passed time, however, is to do things backwards an wrong, and then post pictures of it on the internet to get reactions from people

"forgetting to take off the cheese" is not a legitimate explanation for this thread. Nobody is that stupid. Especially if they are cooking food because they are hungry. If OP was truly hungry and sincerely trying to make dinner for himself, he would have not put raw burgers on the grill WITH cheese on them raw. Im sorry. No one is that dumb. this thread is bait. I just dont understand the desire to do this for fun when there are so many fun things to do to fill your time

wears cheap walmart dad jeans though

good point. and look at his $20 brahma walmart work boots. It doesnt appear that he has a large surplus of money. it makes this a "look at me! i waste food to make funny content!" hobby more confusing

Despite OP being a poor, autistic child I want to applaud him for taking the time to post some humorous OC. It's a nice change from the shite posted every day. There needed to be more though

the $10 rustler jeans at walmart are actually good.

better than my $60 levis (rigid shrink-to-fit 501).

the rustlers have a heavier, stiffer fabric.

>crispy cockring

>that spatula

god dammit thats so FUCKING FUNNY UGH

>not using lump charcoal
>not using a chimney starter
>wtf you doing with the cheese and onion
0/10 would not go to cookout.

>grilling hot dogs instead of just boiling them

Are you retarded? Its right next to the grill and the hotdog do you can cleary see it's a big ass spatula.

it's just low-effort bait, user. Ignore him.

>boiling hot dogs instead of just microwaving them

>microwaving hot dogs instead of just heating them up with a candle
youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>heating up your hot dogs instead of just eating them out of the pack

Holy fuck, it is. I'm dying. This guy is comedy gold.

is that more or less depressing than eating cold chef boyardee straight from the can?

UU
UU

>using a candle and not just eating them cold from the plastic sleeve

How many cans?

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For you

Naw son, we just grilling vienna sausages

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>some autist is ruining the thread

At least she was linking all of her pervious posts so you know that its her

Spegettios w/ meatballs have more mass & are just as cheap

Guys it's OK I found the OP on IRC and told him how to grill right.

Thanks you're a real american hero now

your coals arent even ready yet. bet those burgers tasted like lighter fluid

Use the corn leaves so they don't burn

>Undercooked salmon
Ksy

It's called trying too hard for attention.

10/10

Corn leaves haha it's called a husk right?

>that poorly constructed pile of mostly unlit coals
>those huge chunks of onion in the meat
>flipping the cheese onto the grates
>everything else

I'm with this guy,
We never did anything to you, why are you doing this to us?