Welcome to mcdonalds may I take your order

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>4.26 at the first windows
>ok

>Welcome to MejDownalds. Heh may I hep you?
A number seven combo, with a Dr.Pepper, no ice, and Hot Mustard
>*they give me a large diet dr.pepper with ice in it*
Uh no, sorry, Regular Dr.Pepper, please.
>The receipt says Diet
Yeah, I dunno, maybe it was me or you, but I wanted regular.
>*points to monitor that says Diet*
Yeah, it went wrong somewhere. Can you just give me Regular?
>*gives me the stinkeye and fills it with Regular*

It is now officially an event when I walk in, and they get the one girl who speaks fluent English to take my order like I'm Satan.

>going to mccucks so many times taht they recognize you
explain this shit

Hi I'll have a Big Mac Meal, and can you make it vegan? Thanks

the nutrition information is pretty accurate and their stuff is actually relatively lean because they've got it all down to a cheapass science

long story short, i counted calories, ate at a caloric deficit, mcdonalds like 2 times a week on top of other junkfood, and lost 100 pounds in a year

I don't know why I laughed.

Your pancreas and arteries still are shot to shit even if you "technically" lost weight.

well it wasn't technical
i did lose weight

and i dont care about being healthy
i just look better and fuck more bitches now

>coke with no ice

Ask me how I know youre a fat fuck

I may be fat but I just don't want any ice to water down my drink. Sometimes it takes me a couple of hours to finish a large.

Uhhhhh lemme get..........2 McChickens, a 20 piece nugget, and a large order of fries.
>what kinda sauce for the nuggets?
Uhhhhhhhhhh...what do you got? Ooh wait nevermind, let me get that Sriracha Mac sauce.
>that'll be $14.88 please pull up to the first window

This ALWAYS happens in ghetto mcdonalds full of black emplployees.

>3 double cheeseburgers, a chicken legend spicy mayo, and a large fanta please
>chicken nuggets?
>what?
>oh chicken legend. which sauce?
>spicy mayo
>and three doubles?
>yup
>next window please
>sure
>hi! did you order 3 doubles?
>yes
>thatll be £X
>contactless?
>sure
>thanks
>next window please
>hi
>did you order three doubles?
>yes
>ok heres your order
>thanks. have a nice day.

I once made the huge mistake of trying to give some Affirmative Action Nigger cashier $11.50 for a $6.50 meal in the hopes of not collecting too many loose singles.

The dumb Nigger literally had to call in his manager and ask if it was correct cause he couldn't figure out the math in his head.

'Merica is doomed.

Kek

Greetings, user. Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?

How the fuck do you know my name?

>I once made the huge mistake of trying to give some Affirmative Action Nigger cashier $11.50 for a $6.50 meal in the hopes of not collecting too many loose singles.
>The dumb Nigger literally had to call in his manager and ask if it was correct cause he couldn't figure out the math in his head.

I wonder how it feels to be Black and come to the realization that a $500 kiosk is more productive to society than you.

Silly! You come here four days a week!

Get a SOD "Speak English or Die" shirt and wear it to that McDonalds whenever you go

Once I was in a Burger King ordering some shit and the cashier was this like 5'0" Mexican woman. I get done with the order, and she types shit on the screen for like 30 seconds, then she looks up and shouts 'YOU WANT'SA CHEESE?!" at like the top of her voice. Startled the shit out of me.

I hate niggers as much as the next guy, but I'm working on a PhD in math and I've been in situations like this where I panic and can't do simple arithmetic.

>I hate niggers as much as the next guy

Nobody "hates" niggers here guy. That's a waste of energy.

But it doesn't mean you can't call out a nigger for their bullshit stupidity.

>spend $15+ just to be petty and not help your mcdonald's experience whatsoever
or he could just not?

>Nobody "hates" niggers here guy.
Speak for yourself.

*McDonald's
You should work on your own English.
Retard.

>WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
>...
>HELLO CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
>...
>HELLO CAN I-
>Excuse me ma'am, I believe you meant to say MAY I take your order
>...
>...
>...
>OK GO AHEAD WITH YOUR ORDER
>Let me get two McPick two
>Two McDoubles
>Two McChickens lite mayo add cheese
>A large fry
>Can I get four hot apple pies
>And a small diet coke
>THAT'LL BE $13.69 PULL FORWARD

>welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?
>just an ice cream cone please!
>oh we can make that, our machine is down, we can make smoothies though!
>n-no thanks.... I'll just drive through

;_;

>Nobody hates niggers here
Fuck off sandrat

Sure... niggers are lowlifes like chicken. Why the fuck would you waste your time & energy "hating" these lowlifes?

It's like spending your life hating feces. Just a waste.

>14.88
Heil Ronald!

Stop.

How the fuck am I using time and energy to dislike something you fucking hippy?

WOMEN'S OPPRESSION IS A HOAX, WOMEN ARE THE OPPRESSORS! EVERY YEAR WOMEN WORLDWIDE KILL 50-60 MILLION OF THEIR OWN BABIES BY WAY OF ABORTION, WOMEN ARE EXTERMINATING THE FUTURE OF MANKIND(BOTH FEMALE AND MALE FETUSES OF ALL RACES)! FEMINISM IS MENTAL ILLNESS, IT'S DESTROYING ALL PEOPLE! ZEEGADS

WOMEN'S OPPRESSION IS A HOAX, WOMEN ARE THE OPPRESSORS! EVERY YEAR WOMEN WORLDWIDE KILL 50-60 MILLION OF THEIR OWN BABIES BY WAY OF ABORTION, WOMEN ARE EXTERMINATING THE FUTURE OF MANKIND(BOTH FEMALE AND MALE FETUSES OF ALL RACES)! FEMINISM IS MENTAL ILLNESS, IT'S DESTROYING ALL PEOPLE! DAYUM

You cheeky bastard

>EVERY YEAR WOMEN WORLDWIDE KILL 50-60 MILLION OF THEIR OWN BABIES

I'm pretty sure just the Chinese alone kill more female babies at birth than this number.

four? you must not work here every day of the week. I come here every single day 3 times a day

>it's only nigger cashiers that can't make change without using the cash register

I'm certain that an equal % of the ignorant whitetrash working as cashiers at fastfood restaurants can't make change in their heads either. Hence, they are cashiers at a fastfood restaurants, stupid.

> Triggered math illiterate nigger getting mad

lol

>The dumb Nigger literally had to call in his manager and ask if it was correct cause he couldn't figure out the math in his head.

They'll all be replaced by machines soon.

You aint need ta know how ta math when ya gots welfare.

Yeah, I don't know about that. The same idiots that lose their jobs will be the idiots bugging the employees for help with the kiosk. It will be a loss in productivity.

It's a pretty impressive feat of human evolution when we reach the point of killing our own fucking babies for no reason other than convenience. Talk about being hell-bent on preventing the ongoing propagation of the species.

No other animal has reached the point of just killing their babies because 'the timing was all wrong' or it would give them stretch marks. Absolute de-evolution.

>McDonalds install these in nearby McDonalds
>Niggers get mad cause they don't know how to use it
>Spics get mad cause it's not in Spanish and the don't know how to use it
>only people who knows how to use it are Asians and whites
>Niggers and spics keep destroying these kiosk and calling McDonalds racist
>no more kiosks
>Now that McDonalds is filled with niggers and spic employees
>nobody eats at that McDonalds anymore

Don't be an asshole. He's completely right. White trash people are horrible.

Manko kudasai

>Thank you for waiting, what can I get for you
>I'd like two double cheeseburgers, large fries, large coke
>I'd appreciate it if you ordered yourself and didn't allow your kids to do it
>I'm the only person in the car

Am I witnessing the birth of a hot, new meme?

kill yourself you pedantic faggot.

>hello may i take your order
>yes one or two mcchickens please
>ok pull up to the first window
>ok

>no ice
nigger detected

>order a double cheeseburger
>get a mcdouble

Nah son, for them it's a small hi-c, no ice, a McDouble, and a small fry

>soda is already cold when it comes out
>ice reduces maximum allowed soda area
jesus christ you're an embarrassment

>Welcome to Wendy's what can I get for you
>uhhh I'll take a 10 piece spicy nuggets
>We don't carry the spicy nuggets anymore, sir
>(sweating) uhhhHHHH i'll take uhhhh a baconator with uhhh onion rings
>Sir we don't carry onion rings either
>UHHHHH

>not walking in and beating on shit like tables until they cook your custom shit

Lemme eat your ass

Yes.

t.mcdick regional supervisor

y..you too

do employees spit in my food desu

>Hey user! You're here early today.

Does McDonald sell its dinner deal in america? It's the 2 big macs, 2 cheeseburgers 10 piece nuggets and 2 small frys for $10

Damn. Did you start from the ground level?

Oh well time to find a new mcdonalds

Fuck no. Thats a good deal.

>Sheila, I hate myself and I plan on killing myself on Tuesday. Since you're the closest person to me in my life, do you want my belongings once I'm gone?
>Our suicide five piece combo is $8.50, user. Will that be cash or credit card?

desu if someone at mcshitts new me by name, i would mcfucking kill myself

As far as I know? No. Most people realise it's a super fucked up thing to do to someone's good. Does that mean some mcdonalds employee somewhere hasn't spit in someone's food? Of course not, but at that point your betting against probability.

Yeah, started as a crew member moved up to crew trainer then manager and DM. Eventually got my own store and ran that for a while and now here I am.

Sorry for spelling mistakes, typing on phone right now.

>Implying it won't be bilingual
>Implying you will even need to be literate
It's going to be pictures on the screen with a Spanish option, user, just like their POS systems now.

It's almost as if that's the joke...

lmao classic op, classic

you'll make a good memesmith yet

This never happened.
The POS nowadays automatically figure out the change, sometimes they even make the change for you - all the cashier has to do is input the amount given.
Affirmative action doesn't happen in fast food places unless they're high-income area places where the demographics skew too much towards white - they will hire token minorities.
Otherwise they'll hire the first person with six months of recent, consecutive work history in fast food, or the friend/family member of a solid employee.
If any part of your story is true, it's that the cashier couldn't figure out how to operate his POS, likely a new hire or too stoned to function, a common fast food thing.

This

Wait, I'm don't get it, which one is retarded? You or the mc employee?

EVERY TIME

No, I've had a cashier argue with me because I paid over in order to receive an even amount of change. If explained slowly, they will understand.

The mcdonalds by me is staffed entirely by Hispanic people, and I must say it is the cleanest most efficient and accurate mcdonalds I have ever been to. In five years the only thing they have ever messed up was missing one hash brown on a large order. I cannot go to any other McDonalds because these folks literally blow them the fuck out

>but I'm working on a PhD in math
Oh that's interesting. In what field?

The killing fields fucko

Yeah that's what I thought.
>lying on the internet
Embarrassing.

>taking b8 seriously
You need to go back

>backpeddling
>I-It was a joke guys!!! I swear! I was just pretending!!

>gets btfo
>projects his backpedalling
Just know when you're done, son

Had a similar experience at literally EVERY popeyes I've been too.
The more notable encounter went something like this.
>Only nigs in the back frying the chicken, as it should be.
>WHATCHU WANT BABBI??
>Yes ma'am, I'd like a number 7 five piece spicy with a side of fries and a sweet tea.
>OHK, HOL ON
>Cranes head around to screech at the subordinate primates in the back
>WAT THA WAT ON SPACCY TENDUS?!
>Answering hoot from behind the wall of chicken
>BOUT FAV MINUT
>Turns around to me, obviously could hear everything
>BE ABOT FAV MINUT ON THEM TENDUS
>Arm fat swinging like a turkey gobble due to all the excitement
>DAT OHK??
>Yeah, that's fine
>OHTAY DANK U
>Hey I had a drink with that
>OH SHOOT, HUR U GO
Literally EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I order two $1 hamburgers, small fries and a caramel pie for lunch.
Am I missing out on anything worth eating at mcdonalds?
I remember getting an angus burger last year and it was basically a cheeseburger with a thicker patty and uncooked onions.

Guys. Order a sausage, egg and cheese Mcgriddle and then ask for some of the syrup. Use it for dipping. It'll change your life.

everyone is retarded except the jews profiting from me

>This is entire thread

>pull up to drive through
>make order
>"that'll be $8.19, pull up to the window, user!"
>said my actual name
>must have looked at my card previously and saw my name, remembered my order and/or recognized my voice
>exited the drive through and never want back