My monthly booze budget... 2 much?

my monthly booze budget... 2 much?

I -I'm sorry. I just love patron and premium ale, in separate doses of course. ^.^

not even an alc.. I just have a couple drinks a day, not a lot.

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I don't get it

$200 a month is nothing for booze.

I spend more than that on lower-mid range vodka and quality beer. What else do you use your money for?

>Dat feel when you tighten your food budget to 'struggle cuisine' levels just to put a little blood in your alcohol stream.

Only $200 for an entire month?
Fuck I wish I could manage with that budget.

Drink less fuck knuckle

$100 a month $75 to Evan Williams $25 to cheap beer reporting in.

Add another $30 for the obligatory cheap cigar to go with each drink

>obligatory cheap cigar
who are you obliged to? not your lungs, certainly.

Do you really think they are fermenting fruits and sugar in distant galaxies to get fucked up?

That's more than a third of my rent, way too much booze friendo.

I suggest you start taking tums with every meal. You're on your way to ulcer-ville if that's representative of your diet

Depends how poor you are. I spend less than 200 a month on groceries, so spending that much on booze would be absurd for me.

I spend $40 a month on cask wine, learn to shop thrifty my friend.
Unless you don't like reds of course haha.
Granted it's only enough for 1 or 2 drinks a night though.

Nobody inhales a cigar.

>more than a third

What dibyou live in? A crack house?

A cask? This isn't the 1500s friend

Sorry I should have used 'boxed' instead.
I guess cask is only really used in australia.

>$1100 a month apartment
>2 bed one bath
>Split rent with two roommates, one of whom sleeps in the living room
>comes to about $480 a month for each of us
Not a crack house, just the apartment of 3 semi-poor alcoholic wagecucks, one of whom is me.

I spend about $600 a month on cigars... I don't smoke most of them. Damn limited releases and shit.

Utilities and community fees really fuck us btw.

>representative of your diet

That's about a normal week's worth of alcohol (plus beer I already have around), but I almost never get fast food or eat candy. The SO was out for the weekend to I pretty much went on a bender and made a couple bad decisions.

I've always pondered how different the world would be if grapes didn't contain yeast in their skin naturally, or if yeast never existed at all.