The Correct Burger

Hi Veeky Forums, user here. I've noticed that there is an abundance of people who are so retarded they don't know how to correctly make a burger, so I'm here to set the record straight.
>Layer 8: Top Bun, AIs: Top half of the same bun as the bottom bun, NEVER MIX AND MATCH BUNS.
>Layer 7: Vegetables, AIs: Lettuce tomato, onion(if those three are present go in that order bottom to top, but if the onions are grilled then they go below the lettuce), pickles, etc.
>Layer 6: Misc, AIs: French fries, onion rings, crispy onions, etc
>Layer 5: Extra meats, AIs: Egg, bacon, ham, roast beef, etc.
>Layer 4: Cheese, AIs: Any one type of cheese or multiple cheeses.
>Layer 3: Burger, AIs :Patty of any form, beef, chicken, veggie, etc
>Layer 2: Condiments, AIs: Ketchup, Mustard, fry sauce, etc.
>Layer 1: Bottom Bun, Acceptable Ingredients: Bottom half of one bun.

Any Questions?

>Layer 5: Extra meats, AIs: Egg, bacon, ham, roast beef, etc.
Take this layer out. You already have a fucking burger patty on there. You don't need that shit. Bacon on a burger is the biggest fucking meme I've ever seen.

I'm confused about Layer 4. Is that where I put my beef?

Kill yourself.

>NEVER MIX AND MATCH BUNS
I'll have wholemeal on the bottom and white on the top thank you very much

I'll address both replies. First, you put your beef in layer 4, that's where the patty goes so it can melt the cheese and be enhanced by the condiments. Second, STFU you inbred hole living piece of shit, I bet you're so retarded you've never had an egg on your burger, goddam moron.

LAYER 3 I MEAN LAYER 3 IS WHERE THE BEEF GOES

Pleb.
Waffle on bottom, hotdog buns on top is the partitions choice.

HELL NO, I would accept waffle on top and bottom or Hot dogs buns on both sides as well but I will repeat, DO NOT MIX AND MATCH BUNS.

Yeah like a fucking novice, you put the cheese on top and condiments on bottom. Have fun with your half melted cheese and patty sliding everywhere because no cheese to hold it anchored.

>being fussy about the way your grilled meat in a bun is stacked
as long as the cheese is next to the patty, who actually cares?

Let's play: guess who sucks at cooking and settles for shit food.

You are obviously a burger partition.

What about pretzel on bottom sesame on top?

Best of both worlds and they work together.

Also your biggest flaw is ignoring the fact that onions under the patty makes a better burger.

Pretzel on bottom is an awful idea, all of the drippings of cheese and sauce would just fall off, unless u mean pretzel bun then it's still wrong to mix buns. And onion underneath is awful too, the bottom bun would get too squished

Is a grilled cheese a proper bun?

Yeah you could use a two grilled cheeses as buns, but they both have to have the same bread, not the same cheese tho

What about patty melts? The best patty melts use 2 bottom buns.

How do you feel about sliced white bread as the bun?
That way you can sneak an extra slice in there like a homemade Big Mac

For patty melts I just use bread

you people are fucking depressed.

I'm quiet happy and content with life, actually.

And you're a goddam savage who probably puts ketchup on their lettuce which is below the cheese.

But can it compete with the McChicken, the best fast food burger ever created?

have you read this thread?
It's a massacre of human ambition.

Are you calling incorrect cooking ambition

A proper Luther has bacon strips on top of the donut bun.

What say you to that burger sensei?

And how do you construct double decker burgers?

I'm calling penis tazer.

I like the one with the hole-y cheese

Ok so double cheese burgers are simple it just goes like
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And I don't understand the stucture of a luthor burger, could you lay it out?

Assholes make that burger. It's pointless. Pick 5 fucking things max and shut the fuck up.

Sounds like someone needs to leave their comfort zone

You could always make "the whole farm"!