Moving here from

moving here from
to do an actual cookalong, with edible food

lurkin

lets see it, you sexy little thing
or i'll keep drinking and pass out

fucker you were supposed to feed the cats :(

gotta clean this pan, its got some egg on it

theyre passed out. ill wake them up in a few with a nice surprise :)

YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUMLICKING COCKSUCKING DISAPPOINTING FAGGOT BITCH

HAHHAHA OP is that you. u madkunt this is ur 3rd thread now. DIS GUN B GUD. Btw are you a grill or not. prove dat shit

YOU CALL THAT A CLEAN PAN?

>organic shit
Fuck off

Lurkin n jurkin (:

yo op u got a steam u seem retarded im also very retarded we would be good friends xddd

Is this beef Tested by USADA or not? Vague shit

Man or woman user

Hey, you have a point.

Cat woke up.

video games are for incels

lol

clean enough

Meh, beats cooking with alice

THE CAT IS RAW

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THAT CLEAN?

lol its pretty clean
same pan and spatula from last thread

in case you missed it...

FIRING IT UP

JUST STOP, DO YOU THINK THAT PAN IS CLEAN?

it is supre fucking clean thats why it took me 10minutes to post

>video games are for incels
he says while posting step-by-step photography "cooking" raw egg and sawdust inside of a watermelon on an Azerbaijanian flip-o-rama forum

do americans really eat this

You don't know how to clean a pan, PISS OFF.

Where do you sleep?

I've read everyone of these in his voice

THAT'S THE FUCKING IDEA

ill upload bed pics in a few

bless you

ill be posting all the pics while im eating i keep having to resize them all too high res

Oh god did you link this thread on /b/?
Don't bring those idiots over here. We've got enough shitposters here as it is.

yes chef

THE ONLY THING SHIT AROUND HERE, IS YOUR FUCKING COOKING

kekked

came here as its OP's third or fourth thread without their erect penis or flappy fanny lips in shot. SON I AM DISSAPOINT

...

fried up the fatty bits first

c r i s p

YOU LET THAT STEAK REST SO LONG I THOUGHT IT WAS IN A COMA

THAT'S NOT MEDIUM RARE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ahahhahha

c r i s p y b i t s

for the kitty :)

SHUT THE RESTAURANT DOWN, YOU CAN'T HAVE RAW MEAT AND COOKED MEAT TOGETHER

TIME TO DEGLAZE

shit

the big one was about 80 degrees, i took it off to cook these shallots and garlic

M E D I U M
R A R E
G O R D O N

I've just about had it with your shit

hnnnng fuck

...

YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING SEASONING.

salted and peppered here

Damn that looks tasty :) good job op

...

:) is good. im still hungry though...
lol

pic related

Femanon?

can we see a picture of your bathroom again lmfao

OP pls get off my board. ur food is shit and you are shit. you should feel bad. that pepperoncini was bullshit. i hope you die.

Congrats you cooked meat? Maybe you could brag about it in the many fucking fast food threads here. Just kys.

lmao sure

kk lol

Angry lil user, calm down

...

...

...

Post tits and time stamp :D

TERLET

Q U A D S

Checked