DinoTendie Cook Along

Hi anons. Today we make some tasty dishes with spam.

Who let you have a chainsaw?

Fuck off nigger, it's funny when it's once every few months

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do it, burn the fucker down

So on the menu today we have

Seaonal fruit and imported cheese platter

Grilled spiced pork patties on a fresh brioche bun.

Savory key lime pie.

eh, this honestly

I'm kind of invested in whatever you have planned here, but you need to tone it down for a while after.

Oh no....nonononono

curious but also worried

Spam

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Going to need a platter for this

Oh my God what are you gonna do with that chainsaw?

do americans really cook with a chainsaw

we can only hope he plans to end himself after he's done shitposting.

Cheese.

He's sadly on topic. So not a shit poster

you are eating off of wood covered in chemicals and cockroach shit

Where do you live? How old are you?

Ok platter is done.

Do not disrespect DinoTendies.

Next i need to make the dessert so it can set up while i make the main dish

user, this isn't healthy.

Did you buy the extended service plan on that gas chainsaw from harbor freight . Looks like it's given you some solid duty.

Render spam
Boil water. Using a pan, i killed my pot last thread.

Jello
Fruit

Spam

how can spam be "fully cooked" (as it says on the can) if it still kind of cooks when you cook it

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Ok while that sets main course

Spam
Crackers
Egg

This is just lazy and uninspired.

Form into patties

Ok next we need to start the grill.

Im going to need wood.
Sorry wendy.

You're just browning it up in the fat

NO

STOP

Yeah, it's """cooked""" because it's basically boiled as part of the canning process right?

M A D M A N

Do it faggot

do it!!!

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Ok i dont think it was a good idea to run a chainsaw in the house.

Ok time to grill

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Not chainsaw cuts, to smooth. Suck a dick op

Get the fuck out

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What did you do to your living room?

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THE FIRE RISES

DONT BURN DOWN UR BACK YARD U IDIOT!

I opened the doors but it still filled with exauhst and i dont think my neighbors are happy with the noise

Pictures!

Do you not keep your chain sharp?

I always picture these taking place in a remote cabin where you mutilate teenagers

Hmmm

Show me the three legged table

We lost one but this one turned out fine.

Its ok user wendy is fine

i mean a 50% rate of return on sacrificial meat is generally considered a positive thing

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I forgot i dont have burger buns. I need to make some really quick.

You're alright user.. you're alright

i just now noticed that you framed a greasy Wendy's bag, i thought it was a print out

Good thing i forgot to use the ramen earlier.

>I don't think my neighbors are happy
You live in a fucking crackhouse, why would they care about that now

Where's the jello at?

Its in the fridge setting up

Hotbuns
Ramen

Needle

Dis gon be gud

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and he got quads

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Nominated for best thread of the year 2017

"Haven't seen a thread of this calibre since wa la!"

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this is weirdly aesthetic

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Kek

Our guest has arrived

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incredible craftsmanship, user

those eyes are saying stop

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MERCY

Patti who? new official kot of Veeky Forums right here.

I've had fun so far pls don't disappoint..

>not using the nails for tetanus infused cheese and cherry skewers
step up your game

im giving the jello ten more minutes and i think it will be good

You're the hero ck needs, but not the one it deserves .

I'm ready

Quads of quality xD

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Bon apple tea

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