Whoa! That's a big pie!

Whoa! That's a big pie!

sad crust... looks more like pie-filling and phyllo

wouldstilleat/10

Do Americans really eat pie this big?

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Only when fasting.

How to get a big cheddar slice?

Its a prized american tradition.

Only when Fisting

Only on Thursdays

i see the black man is already claiming the only white woman there while the white men are distracted by food

If some dude were to jump in the pie & lie down & tell them "bake it with me in it!" on a whim, but after its in the oven & starts to get hot he panics & tries to get out, do you think he'd have enough time to get up out of the pie & knock on the door begging to get out, or will he die like just before then?

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Depends how hot the oven is probably

Sad thing is OP links don't produce (You)s.

What's the black guy doing there?

it's a typical late afternoon snack in the summer

Yes, but not by yourself. You split it 3 or 4 other people. Maybe 5 if you had a big lunch.

Getting his hands of dat white ass

Yup hit it right on the head!

Depends on the guys religion

you can't tell from the picture ass hat, shut up please.