Just found out the wife and i have the beetus. what can we eat that won't taste like shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=rLMby_JcNb0

didnt look very friendly...

>gee i'm gonna jam my finger into his mouth i wonder what he'll do
>oh shit it bit me

Chicken and learn how to properly prepare veggies by looking at recipes meat in general my man and if you can look into some of those keto recipes so you can make "pizza" and other comfort foods when you want to eat like a normal person.

the worst thing is when you don't know they're there. they just take away a chunk of flesh and you're left there bleeding like a pig asking what the fuck just happened. seriously, these fuckers have taken out genitals of some locals in a single bite

I love my refined carbohydrates. Try spinach

lol, damn.

>we

Speak for yourself americornsyrupfatty

Yeah those guys were annoying morons. Why go all that way and spend all that money to torment ocean animals? I dont get it.

fair enough
though personally i fight with the opposite problem, with my limited ability to process nutrition leading to daily blackouts that is most likely slowly killing me with brain damage
suppose i really belong here

>these fuckers have taken out genitals of some locals
the dumbasses were probably trying to use the fish as some kind of live Fleshlight.