Fictional food thread?

Fictional food thread?

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Meat pies are not fictional though.

What the fuck is lembas bread.
I just know you motherfuckers watched this movie and imagined it was some cookie wrapped in a leaf you sons of bitches, fess up, what did you imagine it to be?

I'd like to give her a classic cream pie recipe if yah know what I mean hehe.

I was going to say that i'd kill for lembas

Hard tack.

Just sit down and order two chickens with her. It'll be fun.

>what did you imagine it to be?

I didn't have to imagine. The movie told me it was "Bread" and it showed me a picture of it. It clearly couldn't be a cookie because it's lembas *bread* not a lembas *cookie*. So, like the movie told me and showed me, it was a piece of dried white bread. Presumably infused with some kind of eleven magic or secret baking technique to make it unusually nutritious. I don't think there's much room for speculation here.

Fictional food, or real food found in fiction writing?

This. Gimli thought it was "a kind of cram", the hardtack men made. Gollum thought it tasted like "dust and asheseses".