You have 12 and a half seconds to explain why you aren't drinking this right now

Because I am not thirsty. However, when I do get thirsty or feel like drinking something, maybe in an hour, I will drink water.

Actually, talking about water got me thirsty so I am taking my self a small sip of water right now.

You can only drink so much in a lifetime, why waste it on something as plain as water?

It's like being hungry and instead of eating something nice just grab a box of soda crackers.

Water tastes great.

Never heard of this

MUH NIGGA. There was this cocktail that my favorite bar used to make that was a combination of Tequila, Soda, Blood Orange Pelligrino, Lemon juice, and angostura. It was godly. Just trying to figure out the parts to it.

The can can (heh) get dirty during transportation, rancid soda, rat urine, anything that a truck may have

You can always use some tissue paper and water, tho

don't know where i can buy it