Watermelon

The watermelon is the best fruit in existence.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

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It does appear to be the best fruit for making art, but melon in general is shit food.

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W R O N G
Unfortunately not all melon is quality melon. Compound that with the fact that many people have no idea how to determine when a melon is ripe, and you get watermelon haters. The idea melon should be crisp but not hard, very sweet, and delicious.

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kiwi is the best fruit, sorry

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