Put a few chickenwings in the micro

>put a few chickenwings in the micro
>set for :30
>actually set for 3:00
That the third time this year ive had to clear the house of smoke

Why would chicken wings nuked for 3 minutes fill your house with smoke? I nuke stuff for 5+ minutes all the time and that never happens. I call BS.

>chicken wings in micro
Wëw lad

>not eating cold chicken wings
You're missing out dude

>be super high and hungry with no food
>go rummaging around in roommates tins and boxes in the dark
>find cake with delectable layer of icin
>score! Grab fistfuls of cake and stuff in mouth
>look again next day and see its not icing its mold

Lesson learned I guess

Are you the missing link?

I don't think microwaves are even capable of burning things.

They are. Lick a cookie a few times and get it nice and wet. Set the timer for like 5 minutes. Guaranteed there will be tons of smoke.

>wings in microwave
>meat of any kind besides reheating bacon in the microwave

I own neither a microwave nor cookies.