Which style of meat is the most peaceful?

Hehe

Salame?

A salami once raped my sister. No, really. I came into the house and heard her moaning and screaming, and so I ran into her room and saw her there with a salami jamming itself ten inches inside her vajayjay. I yanked that fucker right out of her and slammed it against her desk until it was no longer struggling. Then I took it downstairs and ate it, because why waste food? She was mad at me for days because of transference and shit but eventually she got over it. I keep telling her I saved her life, it could have murdered her after it was done.

This is probably the nicest and comfiest thread on Veeky Forums right now.

Mortadella, my nigga

Shit pun, shit thread, shit board.

that's why they call him black salami ;)

Do Americans actually find this funny?

Yes but they're used as cute jokes, it's for chuckling, not down right hysterics, unless you really like pithy quick humor. Most stand up comedians wouldn't use one line jokes like that, they're usually fleshed out.

God Bless, bud.