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>Millennials are ruining foo-

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>Shopping in groups
>communal tables
Who the fuck

>1979
Really?

I thought is was more like 1985-1999

communism

>go grocery shopping in groups

Do people actually do that lmao

Maybe it's just because I live deep in flyover land but none of that applies to me or any of the other millennials I know.

Nobody can seem to come to a consensus so depending on where you look it varies from starting as early as 1980 and ending as late as 2000.

>grocery shopping in groups
So does antifa.
>self-expression
I'd identify myself too as a non-binary avocado.

b-but avocados and reddit

When I was in a triad we would all head to the store and buy food and get hammered and cook together.

FUCK AVOCADOES AND FUCK REDDIT!

All they do is eat out. When they try to cook for themselves they make meme food with mountains of cheese and bacon wrapped in store bought biscuit dough and fucking avocado, like they saw on Binging With Epic Tasty Time and they'll post their abomination on social media for feel good points. They don't know shit about food.

AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>diy foodie
thats my new insult

I used to like avocados...
Thought I was clever in the mid 90's by putting a slice or 2 in a garden salad with a few slices of smoked chicken breast cherry tomato and balsamic vinegar dressing...
Now I see that I was part of the problem

>as early as 1980
Yes, but 1979 isn't 1980. I thought 1979 was firmly in Gen X territory.

Not that many people do that shit. You just see the idiots who post their food on the internet.

>I thought 1979 was firmly in Gen X territory.
'79 is near the end of gen x

Goldman Sachs takes '80 to be the beginning of the millenials
goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/pages/millennials/

US census defines millennials as
born between 1982 and 2000
census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2015/cb15-113.html

Students and other unemployed trash.

As a Gen X'er I much prefer Millennial taste to Boomer. Boomers love trash too much. Millennials may be a little too precious and prone to waste money when it comes to the whole food as entertainment thing, but I'll take that over Boomer fast food and Rachel Ray tier bullshit.

Millenials, and I count myself in that group, need to stop circle jerking about everything. We're getting old, and it's fucking embarrassing.

>small batch handcrafted beers

Something about this phrase makes me irrationally angry, and I actually like craft beer.

They are! All these different flavors from all these fornners! I want to go back to a simpler time, MAGA! Make Aspic Great Again!

Fuck (((Goldman Sachs))) I'll go with the US census.

> t. born in 1980

why do millennials get mad when you call them millennials?

Me and a few of my friends go shopping together sometimes. It's usually just that one of us actually needs food and a friend or two tag along just because.

Went so Jews get mad when you call them Jews?

Because it's used only as an insult

Why do Millennials love communism so much?

I can answer that one! Literally decades of ideological warfare targeted at all American children since the end of the Cold War, carried out via infiltration of the educational system and abuse of our democratic system. They have been indoctrinated with communism for their entire lives by every figure of authority they've known -- teachers, coaches, counselors, celebrities, and television programs -- all while being increasingly more separated from their own families and parents in the process.

Most of them are grown children so they need others approval for everything.

>most trusted companies: Ben and jerry's, whole foods, trader joe's, in-n-out

I didn't know "Millennial" was just slang for "wealthy yuppie living in a politicized bubble"

>custom as a need
Just fuck my first impressions up famadam

if pretty much everyone on Veeky Forums is a millennial, why do we throw that term around so much?

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I see that plenty of time, but it's usually a flock of muslim women and their offspring. They're even worse than regular women at blocking the paths. They block entire isles.

Because they've wised up to the fact we've become a corporate fascist oligarchy with the top free to plunder and pillage both the earth and citizens under the veil of "laws" passed by the very same oligarchs and enforced by a fascist militarized police. Pretty simple really.

>foodie

Most people, at all times and all places, are generally not knowledgable or good at the vast majority of things. It's foolish to glamorize the past.

The age of "home cooking" using local produce and classical techniqued has largely died in the western world, not because of people's upbringings or character, but because of the ability to pay people to cook for you, the proliferation of cheap imported and preprepared items, and the fact that adults are expected to work 40 hours or more a week.

I am annoyed at "DIY foodie;" it's fucking cooking, we have a word for it.

Less because of the work hours and more because in a two parent household both need to work to make ends meet now, whereas before one could stay home and thus had plenty of time to cook.

AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

This is the sad truth.

C-can I fuck mexicans and asians too, a-anons?

But avocados are good

>30% eat organic
>Prefer whole food, ethically sourced meats, and farm-to-table
>Preferred brands are Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, In-n-out, B&J's
Did they just survey the fucking bay area or something? What the fuck is this shit?

I was born in 1980 and identify as millennial. I'm the oldest and all of my siblings are firmly in millennial territory, '82, '85, and '94. I must be the same generation as my siblings. My mother is definitely an X'r while my dad is a young boomer.
My girlfriend was born in '88 but is the youngest, by far. Bother her parents are older than mine and are basic boomers. The child of a boomer is an X'r. That's why I give her shit for being so old and out of touch.

No wonder they never have money.
Fucking hell that's ridiculous

>b-but muh boomers ruined the economy

'cause Capitalism seems to lack foresight and severely punishes lots of people for being born into whatever condition they were born in

Because they believe they'd need to work less and that their needs would be covered under a communist/socialist regime (lol)

Right, because none of that happened under communist dictatorships.

They tried to reach you for the survey Cletus, but the telegraph wires in Appalachia were down that day.

>I don't know anything about 20th century history: the post

You know, when I go shopping, I fantasize about someone being with me. Go ahead and laugh at me, assholes.

yeah
not everyone in my friend group has a car, or wants to pay $400 to be able to park it on campus
it's fun, often we go back to someone's place and cook and drink together

Do we? We like socialism, sure, but not communism. Communal practices != communism

Well...

Interesting, but what about communism's natural appeal? "Hey, you can work if you FEEL like it." I imagine that appeals to dysfunctional people.

I was born in 84, but I consider myself Gen X because I cannot fucking relate to Millennials.

I'm skeptical that you need 2 people working full time in one household to make ends meet. Naybe you live where the rent is high. Fine, but this shit sounds like bad management or an excuse.

What is West Germany. Capitalism, while not perfect, gives you a chance to pull yourself OUT of circumstances. Communism is only good HYPOTHETICALLY.

It always happens under authoritarian States, regardless of economic model but Communism is extra dumb, so you're right there.

>Girlfriend is 8 years younger than me
>I give her shit for being old and washed up

Do all Gen X'ers have these mental gymnastics?

Because consciously or otherwise they are the first generation to live with the specter that at pretty much any second, all jobs everywhere (that they care about) could cease to exist if some particularly smart nerd in some tech circle somewhere figures "it" out.

They are also going to inherit generational debt for systems they won't benefit from at all and the second biggest economic catastrophe in the history of modern civilization caused purely by the raw greed of a tiny minority of super powerful business figureheads, many are trying to fit into a sluggish economy with doctorate level debt that they know in their guts will get them no further than mid level manager and most will struggle to achieve even the most basic level of financial independence.

That doesn't even touch on the decades of ideological shaping that's been done ala

>Capitalism, while not perfect, gives you a chance to pull yourself OUT of circumstances
As does Communism. Just join the oligarchy of political elites by proving your merits and bam, you're away from the masses. I'm not being sincere, a low class person doesn't really have the opportunity to "pull themselves out" under either system, since in Capitalism, the vast majority of low-class people live in cultures that don't value education, saving, health, and so they will remain uneducated, poor, and unhealthy because we're all just products of our environments. Capitalism isn't perfect, nor is communism, but let's not pretend socioeconomic mobility is applicable to anything more than exceptional cases.

>▶
fuck up crackerr aasss mofucker

>1979
Nope
Infographic dropped

the biggest thing millennials do is complain about millennials

This is the truth right here.

as usual when they're talking about that age group, they're mainly talking about the sections of it that are white, suburban, "middle-class", or preferably two if not all three of the above
which is even less accurate than it used to be with the Hispanic population booming
I give it 4-10 more years before the media wakes up about it
>/pol/
I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing, just that it's happening
I just hope I live long enough to have minority privilege, that shit is sweet for any argument you get in with a stranger

meant to say
>as usual when they're talking about any age group

Considering all they have to talk about is game of thrones its easiest to put them at one table.

85 here. I watched Nirvana live on MTV. Am I still a millenial?

What the hell is all of this nonsense? No one my age does any of this shit.

I want to fuck Asians.

Because New Labour wanted to dismantle the nation.

[spoiler]And they did.[/spoiler]

So, we're the USSR?

Not true; capitalism has lifted most of humanity out of abject suffering over the 20th century.

Don't drown on all that kool-aid, my friend

tha'd be me. ask me anything

>capitalism has lifted most of humanity out of abject suffering over the 20th century
how does that make what I said untrue?
By lacking foresight I mean regarding the environment and the other thing was about how most people that are born poor will stay that way, and most that are born rich will stay that way (and poors will be a drag on society, have bad health, education, culture, etc.)

wew lad you might want to tone down your racism

So you support a cult ideology that killed tens of millions in a few decades. Good on you, Vlad.

Millennials are ruining the internet.

You don't know exactly how fucking stupid you sound, do you?

Over a hundred million and counting!

>Why do Millennials love communism so much?

Because the leftists destroyed the family unit in a large portion of the U.S., which means there isn't a man in the house to teach them how to be independent and that life isn't fair. Instead, there's a significant portion of the population that are raised by single women that expect society to give them everything they need, and it rubs off on their whore-spawn.

Millennials ruined the internet a decade ago, mate.

Wow, the corporate fascist stooge league has really come out in force tonight. Unable to deny the decline of the middle class and growing lower class while the top 5% continue their raping, plundering and pillaging under the auspices of "legality." Ironically, the stooges accept licking their overlords' boots because they get to have their bang-bang popguns and scary boogeymen to wail about.

Yeah, better have 99% of the population starving to death and/or sent to gulag and the others doing whatever they want.

i really hope this is true

it is

But that's due to increased globalisation, increased social-democratic policies and immigration.

>Born 1979-2000
That's millennial?

>the decline of the middle class

Has a lot to do with stupid fucking leftist scum refusing to defend the jobs of your own people by calling for the importation of 3rd world peasants who can be exploited for their labor, "sanctuary cities, and increase competition for low cost housing and unskilled jobs.

Fuck off with your commie bullshit, you ignorant, snot nosed little bitch.

Shit, I was born in '88 and still can't identify with millennials.

People who have friends and dont spend their time on a chinese cartoon imageboard

>handcrafted
Means nothing

Communist dictatorships don't conform to Marxist theory.

Probably because Marxist theory isn't applicable.

>whole foods
>trader joe's
>ben & jerry's
>in n out
So millennials have no money sense whatsoever?

>democracy is inapplicable

neck yourself.

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>there was an internet before millenials

but hispanics love in-n-out and grocery shopping in groups

Marxism=/Democracy

It's a spook.