Helloooooooo this is Chef John from Fooooooooooodwishes.com wiiiiiiith,
Helloooooooo this is Chef John from Fooooooooooodwishes.com wiiiiiiith
scabs!
The food he makes is good but I find the cadence/flow of his speech unbearable.
I find it the only redeemable part about the entire channel.. i wouldn't watch it if he continued with his old mundane voice like he did when he first started making videos.
Anyone have the full pasta?
maybe that's just how he talks
He's apparently into BDSM. Imagine that voice with sexual torture
Why does he always end his sentences on a high note like he's asking a question?
>and as always...suff-feeer!
Seconded. His humor is also a plus.
Hello this is Chef John and welcome to foodwishes.com with!...
A plate of scabs!
Yes that's right, for this nice and warm summer weather we're gonna being making a beauuuuutiful plate of scabs for any family gathering
or, if you lost your family in a horrific accident, just yourself
ok, so lets get started
we're gonna your elbows or your knees, a bowl, and some nice course ground sandpaper
and I'm using some tuscan 80 grit sandpaper, but you can use just about anything here
just don't use anything higher than 120 grit
we're making scabs here, not some bruises
and your gonna start rubbing this sandpaper deep into your elbows.
just give those tender elbows the ooooooold scrapuh scrapuh
it's gonna hurt at first, but hey no one ever said making scabs wasn't going to be painful
so rub your elbows, or your knees with that sandpaper until it starts to bleed, and you're gonna want a sizeable amount of blood.
remember, you're running the lab on your bowl of scabs
and once you got a good amount of profuse bleeding, were' gonna take a pinch of gravel and add it to the bowl
and it could be any kind, i like to throw in a little bit of twigs and rocks
and of course some cayenne
and we're gonna let this blood sit out in the sun for about 4 days
after about four days it should look like this, nice and dark and rich, with some flakes of gravel in it
and it is doooooooone!
look at that a big gnarly looking plate of scabs to show your friends and loved ones
I like to put them right back on my arms and peel them off, just like the real thing
so head on over to foodwishes dot com for all the recipe details
and as alllwaaaaaayyyyy
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>No mention of ancillary info on the blog post
Nice attempt. Try harder next time
I can't follow his Twitter anymore. It's just an echo chamber.
He doesn't. Many people do but that's not what John is doing. Go listen again.
buy parmesan cheese you poorfags
*Injects liquid cayenne into urethra*
>after all, you are the master of you piss blaster
What is this?
Seriously wtf is that?
Looks like Tapioca Pandan cake of some sort. SEA dish. It's pretty good.
Looks like a cannabutter crumpet that got fucked up
Never gets old.
Nah, if he talked like that for real somebody would surely have killed him at some point in his life.
I've read it's how he records, in several takes.
You are the _________ of your _______!
Can you fill in the blanks Veeky Forums?