Hey, we're going to go to a breakfast restaurant, what does everyone want?

Why are breakfast burritos so disgusting? Surely it is no one's desire to be nauseous an hour into their brand new day.

BLT with Hashbrowns on the side, with an arnold palmer to drink.

I'll have the crab cakes Benedict

>Does not compute

Why don't you go back to posting your insipid bullshit in the comments thread of a facebook minions picture Aunty.

I'll have a cheese and ham omelette with some buttered toast.

My wife is having a bagel with cream cheese and honey and some yoghurt with fresh berries.

The kids don't get anything because I don't have kids.

Gimme the corned beef hash and pancakes, eggs over easy.

Little cafe near me does a good one for like 6 bucks. Most of their other customers qualify for the senior discount. They only employ old ladies, too, and don't allow sharing.

Ham steak, two eggs over medium, home potatoes, onion bagel.

poached bacon on a layered pancake bed please garcon

>going to a restaurant and ordering something that if you weren't literally retarded, you could make in 15 seconds

shackshooka