/Jack/ - Jack Thread General

It's time again, to spread the gospel of Jack.

Remember, Nobody cares that you've already personally seen these.

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Dude that's fucking gross I'm out

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when will ck except it's position as Jack Scalfani's homepage??

HOW HARD IS IT TO CHOP AN ONION

9/10 rare burgers did not waste any of the blood

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Who /bigboybites/ here

Dumping rare jacks

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Disappointed he didn't hold it sideways.

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>doesn't cut himself actually filleting the fish, cuts himself holding the knife
Shit like this, the way he takes bites, and the fact he eats all his food raw has me convinced Jack is the missing link between man and ape.

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What body type is this?

for me its the twice cooked salmon

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I hate that he always cracks the eggs on each other

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On second thought, watching shows me there are worse ways

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>Momma always said

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his ability to do everything incorrectly is supernatural

Why did he add squid ink to those mushrooms? I can't really tell what they are.

A must-have in any ja/ck/ collection

>He's complaining about slow cook times
>Device is on lowest heat setting

Fuck instructions

I never actually watched his videos, but I always assumed it was either balsamic vinegar or some monstrosity involving his """best""" barbecue sauce

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I'm convinced he is actually a genius and is operating on at least 14 levels of satire and irony

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That's not Ja/ck/