Favourite McDonalds Order?

I'm a big guy

>What will you have?

Shill thread

>Medium Chocolate Shake

The McDonalds hereabouts only has small and large, though "large" seems like the medium from back in the day.

I do not eat any so called "fast foods".

I have more respect for myself, so I don't eat that fucking garbage

2 plain mcdoubles and 2 sausage mcmuffins. scramble some eggs when I get home and put them on the mcmuffins

>at breakfast time
sausage mcgriddle
breakfast burrito
blt bagel
hashbrown with some ketchup and vinegar
orange juice

>rest of the day
sausage mcmuffin
hashbrown with some ketchup and vinegar
double cheeseburger
jr chicken
oreo mcflurry
apple pie
mac sauce on the side

go back to plebbit you fucking faggots

you mcdonalds haters are like fucking vegans having to stop off everywhere and tell somebody about it

How much are they paying you to shill their trash? Your boss' food is revolting and overpriced for how cheap and unappetizing it is.

For me

those are big orders

>biggest restaurant chain in the world needs paid shills

nice try plebbit fag, kill yourself.

2 McChickens w/ cheese, 2 sausage McMuffins, a Large Fry, and a Large Drink

>Dbl. Quarter lb w/o onions
>two McChicken
>2 apple pies

The only order for a true alpha male.

would your boss be okay with you representing their mcdogshit using such awful language?

>implying you're even being paid at all
Rhetorical question, we all know you're so pathetic you're not even receiving free coupons for defending the refuse they call food.
>reddit-spacing
You little slimes love to project your online habits on others, don't you?

retard

i go maybe twice a year when high/wasted.

>big mac extra value meal large
>either diet coke or chocolate milkshake
>1 mcchicken

fat girl twice a year, and now i want.

vegan faggot pls go. nobody cares about your pretentious taste in food.

Im appalled.. I'll be having a word with your boss about this poor behavior, this will be your last 2 weeks, pal

...

Well since nobody else has said it yet...
For me it is the McChicken, the best fat food sandwich.

Back in the day (like 10 years ago) at least in Canada McDonalds did a buffalo chicken wrap with like franks sauce type stuff. That was ok, but instead I'd order the value menu mcchicken with the buffalo sauce special order. Tasty af and dirt cheap.

Also when they'd do the summer drink days with any size $1, I'd get them to make ice coffees with 50% cream by volume, no ice (will add at home). Those must have cost them $3 each to make, with basically a half litre of rich cream in each.

Double quarter pounder meal and a single hot and spicy McChicken. Put the McChicken inside the double quarter pounder along with some fries, ranch and buffalo sauce. Usually that goes with some Yucateco Black Label Reserve and 100% Pain hot sauce.

whered you get that food mat thing

Well said brother, the best fast food sandwich

now THIS is autism

I'm sorry if my refusal to put their garbage in my mouth offends you. I just prefer to eat food.

One fillet o fish meal please

Don't eat that shit. Go to /b/ then invest in MCD. Work out and be rich!

2 for 3$
Two double cheeseburgers plain, with a large sweet tea.

2 cheeseburgers

600 cals cheap protien on the go. Usually ketchup only and ask for extra pepper.

>craving some fucking fast food like crazy
>my city is underwater

Don't send FEMA. Send a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Big Mac
Filet o fish
10 piece mcnugget (BBQ/sweet and sour)
Large fry
Large coke
Large chocolate shake
Apple pie
Chocolate sundae with nuts

9 nuggets cheese sauce
big tasty
potato wedges
cola

This is the correct answer.

typical response from someone who constantly has nigger cock in their mouth

>McDonalds French Fries
>crispy
Never going to happen, Pasta-tard.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is someone pretending to be a McDonald's shill or an actual marketeer.

thats because you're an idiot.

I would always just order plain cheese burgers with just Mac sauce. Cheap and good.

Diabetes.

Order variation 1:
2 McDoubles (save one for later)
1 Big mac
Large fries
Water

Order variation 2:
1 McDouble (save for later)
1 McChicken
1 Quarter pounder
Large fries
Water

Make a vlog as well, please?

The actual marketers are a lot more subtle nowadays.

that would be unnecessary

Mcdonalds is nigger food

Big Mac
2 cheeseburgers
Small fries
Apple pie
Strawberry shake (if no mccafe then a DrPep)

You are truly no better than vegans.

>oh, look! A McDonalds thread!
>I could just keep scrolling like a normal person...
>...but I think I'll let everyone know how much it displeases me.

thats because they ARE vegans

Filet-O Fish
Big Mac
20pc chicken nuggies

The common assumption is that I'm a lardass, but the Veeky Forums gods have blessed me with an overcharged metabolism. I need like 3500 calories a day or I start losing weight.

2 cheeseburger meal, large, with a rootbeer and a 20 piece with barbecue sauce.

2x McDbl no cheese
1x Crispy Chicken Sandvich no mayo
Manually assemble one set into a McGangBang.

you forgot your western bacon chi and half diet coke, half coca-cola

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

Three double cheeseburgers. 1350 kcal, pretty big lunch, but fills me up like no other.

Feeling healthy?

Filet of fish, side salad and green tea

Morning?

Sausage and egg hash brown and coffee with milk

Regular

Big Mac Meal with a coke because yay

>implying the obvious satire didn't make you think of the taste of the food anyway
marketers are more clever than you think

Quarter pounder with cheese + big mac sauce
Large Fry
10 piece chicken mcnigget
Large chocolate milkshake

Dude I wish I was as cool and like amazing as you

I go to McDonald's once or twice a week for breakfast and dinner. Your superiority overwhelms me

And you get high too. I could kind of worship you like a god

>He eats his mcnuggets with anything other than creamy ranch sauce
What a dumb nigger

Double Quarter Pounder with large french fries and a medium Coca-Cola.

I tried Uber eats McDonald's and it was really well packaged, this was at 2am, but I wanted to throw up since I ate 5 sandwiches. McDonald's literally only good for 1 sandwich, u might say u want another but once you take that bite you regret it, the initial satisfaction and slight nostalgia does not apply to the 2nd Sammy and so on.

>Subtle
>WELCOME TO SIP GENERAL HAVE YOU STOCKED UP ON YOUR SIPS? I JUST BOUGHT TWO CASES

youtube.com/watch?v=LVKJfLbz5yQ

this thread makes me want a mcgangbang and booty

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>a few months ago a post blew up on reddit
>screencaps Veeky Forums
Was the screencap posted on reddit, or is he just being witty. I feel it's weird that people with millions of subscribers openly admit to using Veeky Forums. I miss when Veeky Forums was a secret club.

I order from the McPick 2 menu every time

20 mcchickens and a diet coke

24 nuggets for $9.95, and a frozen coke for $1

FOR ME

Buttermilk chicken with a large fry. I really want to try one with Big Mac sauce

Just 1 fry?

Mcchicken, big mac, 9 nuggets with some sweet&sour, sprite and a filet o fish.

Bring back the fuckin' chicken wrap you pieces of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=3rNublo5EZ0

>Over exaggerating Mcdonalds food.
user please.

Whatever is the cheapest because it's all terrible shit food anyways. So probably something off the value menu. Skip the fires and drink because they're a huge rip off.

are you implying their big mac's are made of angus beef on top if it actually being 100% beef?
i've literally never gotten either a big mac made of angus beef or out of 100% beef

Two Sausage Egg McMuffins with a large fry

thanks

I'll have a McDouble with ketchup only, a large fry, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Heard they brought back $10 for 24 nugs, so 72 nugs is good

20pc mcnuggies
large fry
large sprite

Hashbrowns are godsend

lemme get uhhhhhhhh

20 pc. chicken nuggets with habanero ranch sauce, extra sauce
and a filet o fish

Warning- this is super gross. I don't go very often, but when I do I always get the same thing and I can never eat it in one sitting.

>20 piece w/ hot mustard
>Mcpick 2- small fry and a McChicken
>a double hamburger add bacon (no cheese, because that would be disgusting)

Eat the small fry, make a McGangbang out of the hamburger and McChicken, and then like 4 nuggets. Put the remainder in the fridge and snack on 16 nuggets casually for the next day.

I know it's gross, but holy fuck- a McGangbang with bacon dipped in hot mustard sauce is better than sex.

hot chocolate and some donuts