Gas Station Food General

gimme one of these and a full throttle and I can ride a highway for hours

>Takis
>Jalapeno cheese dip
>one of those shitty beef and cheese sticks
>vienna sausasges
>dill pickle chips for the hangover
>Cowtails

Fite me

I could really go for a tub of translucent gas station cheese.

These bitches and a classic Monster energy drink. I don't know why but they really complement each other.

My go to gas station food is beef jerky and combos. I grabbed this stuff by accident last time and it was amazing. I had bacon jerky a few years ago and it was gross. Too chewy, too fatty but this bag was a huge improvement.

Chedarwurst is the best shit. My favorite roadtrip meal because I can't find it in a grocery store.

No bahama mamas where you're at?

Vanilla zingers

Slimey slab of beef but it's a good snack for $1

I have no idea what that is so I guess no.

>sherry wine solids

what

are these any good?

I love them but I also have a positive opinion on vienna sausages so my opinion is worthless. Fuck I want one right now. Try it it's like $.50

Not at all. They give me red runny shits every time I eat one.

I fucking love them.

They put all other gas starion hot dogs to shame

Quintessential shit gas station food. They're fucking glorious

Theyre great but 100% chance to give you the shits

7-11 brand blue raspberry soda

dollar tree? The one I used to live by had god tier food selection, I did all my groceries there save dairy/meat/produce

I wonder if anybody has ever made a home appliance sized version of those hotdog rollers.

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It’s your lucky day
They’re a bitch to clean though, the place I used to work had one of the big industrial size rollers

Dollar general. It's the only store near me. The closest dollar tree is a 45min drive away but it's near the stores I buy groceries at so I stop there sometimes but it's selection is pretty limited compared to the Aldi right across the street from it

Steel Reserve

These are the best.

>eating absolute garbage
>ever

chicken paste burrito?
probably good

isn't bacon jerky just pretty much cold bacon?
i've always wondered about this.

you must be from europe.
here in america, gas stations can be a source of nostalgia and comfort. some people go there for memories of legendary road trips, others for the feel. i hope that one day you'll experience the feel of walking into a gas station still selling leaded gasoline in the middle of nowhere, and buying a nice 24oz RC Cola, some buffalo chicken combos, a honeybun, and a 5-stick pack of Big Red.

Also mix this with Planters dry roasted peanuts and fresh fruit if they have it... makes a decent quick tostiloco.

Once I start eating a bag of Takis I can never stop. I always regret it the next morning but there's something about them that keeps me eating them until they're gone every time

Yeah I wouldn’t recommend it if you have other options nearby. I was just poor and would rather take the five minute walk to dollar tree than the 45 minute bus to the nearest grocery store

My old man owns a gas station, so this is a very comfy and nostalgic thread.

That said, the donuts. Most of the locally owned stations around here get their donuts from local bakery deliveries so they are top tier.

i like eating starbursts, hichews and mambas with the wrapper on
cut out the middle man

I'm not poor and don't waste money on gas station food.

Ah yes the "comfort" of eating shit. Who doesn't love a good callback to their poor upbringing by parents who apparently couldn't provide? USA USA USA!

Make way

fun fact: one of those cheese burger rollers has 440 calories and nearly your daily allotment of fat

I don't understand how anyone likes these canned turds.

what are you 90?

no one likes this

It's like my brain knows they're objectively disgusting but I don't care, love these things

t. mongrel who needs that MSG powder

It's like the inside of a Butterfinger

lobster bisque

I usually get 4 at a time

Literally every gas station in my country has this Scnitzel sandwich with a drink and a little chocolate for real cheap. Now, I know it's unhealthy cheap cancer but when I've got a mid-night drive or long drives this shit saves my ass.

Plus when I ask them to heat it up a little it actually tastes pretty good.

Dude, the bags of just rye chips are GOAT.

Everyone knows rye chips are supreme, but I always get the mix because you can't appreciate how godly they are without all the filler garbage to compare it with directly.

...like if every human female that you banged was a 10/10 you wouldn't really appreciate it until you had a few 3/10 in between. Science.

Crunchy Cheetos and a cherry slushee.

Shit u right

Gas.

I just get my sips

Baby Ruth/butterfinger/5th avenue
Hot and spicy porkrinds
Regional sodas
It's the only time I ever eat any of that shit.

Sour cream and cheddar ruffles.
Dat delicious msg.
Some cherry sour or Chester's hot fries would make the snack binge complete.

RJ's white chocolate licorice, 7/11 chicken kebab

>flyover chips

No thanks.

Gas station hot dog topped with diced onions, relish, and mustard. Used to be a great drunk food when I hung out with friends in a small shitty town with just a gas station and a liquor store.

Hello, today we will farming 6 hours of viena sausages. Byee.

they sell these in frozen food sections now

i seent them

Yeah, it is pretty much cold bacon. The Jack Links was nice thick, meat pieces with just the right amount of fat. Less dry than beef jerky

not to be a total faggot buuuuut

does anyone notice how damn productive and actually good they are at shit when they quit for a bit?

>not to be a total faggot
>buuuuut
Only total faggots and women elongate words like that.

They are great. Will prob kill you, but should still try it.

Buy the TJ mama ticket. Take the red runny ride.

Sunflower seeds, overpriced beef jerky, and pork cracklins.

I enjoy a Tabasco flavored Slim Jim, some Planters Heat peanuts, and Cool Ranch Doritos.

Yeah. I've been intermittent fasting for almost three weeks now. Eating in an 8 hour period and fasting for at least 16 hours. It was my day off the past 2 days and I decide to indulge a bit. I had some pizza and chips and little ice cream. Now I'm sitting on the toilet shitting my guts out. I also feel a little sick. Like cold sick. My nose is runny and everything. Just from one day of indulging.

>Whew lad

So true, I've learned to appreciate the bread sticks and pretzels almost as much as the rye chips.