Non-edible things you want to eat

Haha, woah, don't mess with this guy! What a psycho! He'll fuck you up real good!

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>Frog Lube
Is that pepe on that logo?

HI-C ecto cooler coming through

I crave lime Kool-Aid when I smell this stuff.

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I stuck my dick in one of those once. feelsgoodman

had one when i was a wee lad, had to go to the hospital and surgery it out

The blue and the orange gems from Bejeweled 2.

>image (3)
now this is shitposting

Or stick it up my nose

i mean, i guess they are technically edible

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*BUUUUUURRRRP :DDD* IM BIGGLE RIG!!! :DDDDDDD

Also tried this. Made my benis sticky and I couldn't fuck it like a fleshlight bc all the beads fell out

I wanna eat Smith's Rosebud Salve.

And dirt.

why the fuck do I keep getting connection error when I try to post

hiroshimoot is too blame i bet

>all lathered up
>looks like meringue
>smells like cherries

this is such a specific and unexpected response I love it

is that any good? i use hoppe's

Some coins taste good because of the minerals. Aluminum also a nice sweet but salty taste.

The most I've done is put a penny in my mouth once when I was a toddler. Super unsanitary in hindsight.

I dont eat coins but I use them as a spice for my salty milk

apparently anti-freeze is delicious as animals will B-line to it and slurp it up if they get a whiff

buuuuut then they die.

Some uppity nigress put one in my wendys chicken sandwich because I couldn't understand her over the drive thru intercom

>my gfs buttcheeks
Her labia are nice and lickable, tho.

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ja/ck/'s cooking

That's the Filet o' Fish, you fake bitch

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I didn't realize I wanted to eat those until now.

>tryhard

Way better than Hoppe's

can we post fictional foods as well

Whoever makes a store selling edible versions of nonedible things will be a millionaire.

Looking at the chapstick... you could make a hard gummy candy and wrap it in some kind of edible sugar casing.

Marble eggs are just chocolate dipped in swirled icing

Shit, half this stuff could just be made out of frosting, juice, and/or hard candy.

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on a similar note, lead acetate was used as a sugar substitute by the Romans.

It's such a nice shade of blue, so it must taste good.

Woah

Is this for hemorrhoids?

Hehe, neopets food inspired me pretty often.

god yes

paint (every kind)
paint thinner
tar
cement
wax
molten metal
fungi
glass/molten glass
naphtha
gasoil
naphthalene
shower trays
this I'm sure I'm forgetting more stuff, there's a shitload of non-edible things that I wanna eat

It looks like it would have a crispy, flaky outside with a gooey center. Almost like a perfectly-roasted marshmallow. What it would taste like, I don't know.

I bet if I made a colored marshmallow and then torched it on a campfire, I could get a similar result.

My mom had a small thing of banana stuff. It actually tasted good when I ate a chunk.

The green one also looks p gud.

You technically can eat this, no? Just lick it off your lips.

could make a reasonable approximation with some coarse ground beef and food coloring swirled in fondant

I use frog lube for deep cleaning/taking long-term care of guns I keep for a long time. But, it does take a lot more work to clean every gun. I highly recommend ballistol. It cleans, lubes, and seals all in one step and it doesn't have a bunch of clumping oil you need to spread out.

Also, I always get hungry when I see pic related.

>ywn eat a dung chair
why-- why even go on?

The smell of fresh carpet just smells so delicious.

Would the Diamond be mystery flavor? I've always thought so personally.

>wax
Aw yiss, mother fucking candles. The ornate or thicc ones sold at chirstmas markets.

I think it's a faint minty sweet flavour

you can eat carpet, you gotta boil it first.

o shit, simple green. used to use this at work all the time.

this you?

We all chewed on the wax and pretended it was gum

You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

that's not carpet. it's berber. that's an industry term.

THEY SMELL SO GOOD

You just gave me an amazing idea. I'm gonna go buy a shitload of orbeez tomorrow.

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Thank you guys. Ballistol is on my list of to-try oils and CLPs.

To stay on topic... this stuff looks like tootsie rolls that have been softened with the hand and pressed into nuggets.

I came here to post lava. I didn't expect someone to have beaten me to it. It looks so god damn good.

This mineral turpentine they sell in Finland

gasoline from a cognac glass

SERIOUSLY WHAT DO THEEEEY TASTE LIKE

Someone at Wendy's put a breadclip into your sandwich? What?

I swear someone on the neopets team had a scat fetish considering how many dung related items there are, even foods

But they're real candy?

Simple Green is hands down the best smelling cleaning product of all time.

ME

Kid cuisine

Microwave them for about 1 min tis glorious

Unfortunately I don't have a microwave, gonna have to just use hot water.

this shit smells like liquid candy

Dirt, and the smell of a garage. Also, I collect rocks, and I keep wanting to eat them because they look like rock candy or ring pops.

>minerals

user, ho-- why are you still alive?

Have Hershy's chocolate sometime. It's mostly wax.

Because his mom and/or dad prevented natural selection from removing him from this world. This is why the average person is pretty much retarded.

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I think you're mistaking natural selection and proper parenting. I'm pretty sure most children would be dead if they didn't have parents to guide them to adulthood.
Now if he were an adult and doing that, well that's a different story.

delicioso

What a great cake you would make.

The girlfriend has a similar standpoint on wanting to eat lava.

Molten aluminum as well.

No wonder so many people love Taco Bell's volcano menu.