Food mascots you want to fuck

Food mascots you want to fuck.

inb4 ronald and little wendy

Hell yeah dude. Id let that slut spit a bunch of raisins in my mouth while I shove my above average cock as deep in her pussy as possible.

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T H I C C

I'd shoot my baby butter all over her.

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Went to school with Debbie's grand nephews. They were huge assholes.

fuck you, you're the asshole, asshole.

>not going full Chiquita Banana lady

What the fuck are you guys doing?

>not going full Quaker Oats Quaker
what the fuck are YOU doing?

>not wanting a fruit hat
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
drinking and masturbating to monstergirls, what about you?

I assure you, they most definitely are.
The worst of them is on the right.

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That's pretty lewd

dont make me greentext about the lewdness i desire

How the hell has no one posted Wendy?

Damn she actually is fucking gorgeous.

4th post nigga

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i imagine it would be like a soft warm dough.

Aunt Jemima

Holy shit, George Washington has risen from the grave and is posting on Veeky Forums.

Nah dude I'm Uncle Ben

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She's already spoken for sorry pally

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Mine's the improved, sluttier version bud. I like mine salted.

I'm so lonely...

Op's is the best along with Chiquita Banana lady

How bout some 65 Betty Crocker?

>The Little Debbie Chad vs The Virgin Hostess

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>shadman

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I wonder if has a ginger bush.

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Git gud

>stealing best girl

fuck you

He's REALLY giant where it counts.