Where's the webm thread

ball of insects covered in an egg? walking out of that place instantly.

Chinaman cheesecake.

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Why not just cut some of the cheese off and melt them and coat the pasta in the pan?

wheres the fun in that

this looks really disgusting but it probably tastes amazing

Omurice is quite bland. I don't understand why adults eat it.

>butane torch

Shit probably tastes like lighter fuel

its like a comfort food

Depends on where you go. The best I ever had was in some alley restaurant in Tokyo. Of course, I was hungover from a long night of eating sushi, drinking sake and singing karaoke with a bunch of Japanese strangers.

Still, really good. The rice is what makes or breaks the dish.

Wouldn't be a webm thread without this one.

wow what a douche

i hate pretentious food wank shit like this

What the fuck

its rice! rice!

I want to ________ those cakes.

Burtn on the outside, raw in the inside. USA was a mistake.

chiz

not raw, color comes from the smoke

>t. lives in some africa-tier shithole like ukraine where people eat boiled chicken livers

>where people eat boiled chicken livers
>not eating the Mc Megabooster Quarter Pounder Cheeseburger with jalapenos and bacon 3000 with extra salty Mc Fries and a large dose of Diabeetus Cola

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>being grossed out by smoked meat

at least i can waste my disposable income on mcdoubles and not worry about the rent

you raise malnourished chickens in the decrepit communal area in the middle of your giant commieblock complex next to the rusty playground that hasn't been maintained since the 70s

I've never understood this video, what's going on?

>at least i can waste my disposable income on mcdoubles
Thanks to the welfare checks, I presume. Gool ol whitey providing for all you american niggers.

they dry-aged that roast. the have to cut the outside bits off because theyve gone bad but its dry enough that the inside is still good and tastes better

God fucking damn that twink on the left has a nice ass. Men should not have curves like that.

Fuck man, the way it just falls apart when he squeezes it is sexual.

Not pizza

cum inside

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do millenials really do this?

Why are Americans so obsessed with cheese?

its an SNL skit.
and it looks pretty good until after the quac part desu.

isn't that from france though?

Americans are obsessed with cheddar and their American "cheese product". They don't even know what good cheese is.
>tfw visited my cousin
>she said how much she loves cheese
>"me too!"
>never takes us to a cheese place
>always orders whatever food comes with cheese to have extra
>notice it's always the same color
>eventually notice it's either cheddar or american
And another time I saw someone ask for shredded cheese to put in her lentil soup. I kind of feel bad for Americans because they obviously have that love for cheese from their European ancestors but are really bad at connecting with it. At least there's good Brie.

True, it transcends pizza

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Eggs for the egg king.

>Not calling it "Surly King of the Egg Fort"

Okay, Surly King of the Egg Fort.

Now here's the other one.

Where's the Virgin and Chad image, post it.

S I P B O Y S

I don't like the meme so I don't have it.

Man I want to spank those cakes so bad

Sounds amazing. I'd like to give that a shot one of these days.

They turned into a tranny, I think they even got their dick snipped

it's one of those scam where they do the finish at your table so you can film and take picture for your social media

>American Standard

fresh from the king

holy shit my sides

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I'm by no means an expert on grilling, but shouldn't the grill be hot when grilling?

>WOOOOOOOOW I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING AND THE EGG FELL INTO THE GRILL BUGGED COOKING MECHANICS

wow

why do Americans put so much cheese on everything?

wtf

Here ya go.

it's italian you dumb dumb

>Switzerland is America
Fuck they're taking over Europe

I was wondering where i could get a good monkey plate? Side of Rhino Balls? I tried to Yelp but :(

I loves thes Africans Cultures!!!!

This is not ok.

men don't. libs raise sexually abused, effeminate boys who look that way.

Any Veeky Forums OC in these threads? I want to see you clowns cooking shit.

kek

>they enter the Boogie dimension

>the virgin egg stand
>the chad egg dance

Amazing, thanks.

I think it is on though, the whites of the egg get cooked when it slides off.

Poor Edris; hes such a great actor but gets stuck playing obligatory black dude roles

This hurt me in multiple ways

raclette is a swiss dish

How can one man be so much of a fuck up

sweet jesus how

>jack is the DSP of cooking

it all makes sense now

Why did this make me laugh so hard

how does he get out?

Probably because you're a bit simple in all honesty.

He's also a literal cuck which many people don't know

Why is he a cuck?
What happened?

The kid he raised with a girlfriend for a few years turned out to not be his.

She cheated on him?
Shit.

so simple yet so good

>this kills the italian

eonline.com/news/460777/idris-elba-reveals-child-he-thought-he-d-fathered-was-not-his-son-says-it-s-tragic

Stop samefagging please.
Attention whoring is frowned upon here.

>drinking literal beetus juice

>>>Jack blames the mat for this

Does anyone have the full webm?

dumb-ass... the "raw" part is a smoke ring or also referred to as 'bark' fuck off