VEGAN THREAD

Thread for vegans to talk and share recipes.

(If you're not vegan please ignore thread. If you insist on commenting then just try to defend yourself for not being vegan. We'll listen and let you know why you're horribly wrong.)

Other urls found in this thread:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/35465
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3257705/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1435181
m.ajcn.nutrition.org/content/42/1/127.abstract
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/159772
m.jap.physiology.org/content/82/1/49
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21353476
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3466124/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

oi fuck off mate!

>If you're not vegan please ignore thread
No.

come on

I'll take a vegan thread over animu faggotry.

>agitating omnis on purpose

You're an idiot and you're making things difficult for other vegans.

Are mushrooms vegan? They're not plants. They're spooky air breaters.

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ya

I just hope you don't buy into the expensive vegan food meme and yell at people that aren't vegan.

>omnis
>When some form of mental defective comes up with a cute name for people who could adequately be described as "normal"
When will non-poop-eaters ever learn.

Vegans have a lower sperm count than non vegans:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/35465
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3257705/

Vegans have lower testosterone than non vegans:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1435181
m.ajcn.nutrition.org/content/42/1/127.abstract
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/159772
m.jap.physiology.org/content/82/1/49

Veganism causes loss of libido and erectile dysfunction:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21353476

Vegetarians displayed elevated prevalence rates for depressive disorders, anxiety disorders and somatoform disorders.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3466124/

Take your vegan shit elsewhere

I've never really made or had a buddha bowl before can anyone recommend a good recipe?

I'm willing to make sacrifices for my principles.
Have you ever contributed to anything in your entire life?
Thought not.
Faggot.

Take your animu shit elsewhere.

GTFO

I've been meaning to try some of the fancy ones, but the Burrito Bowl over on budget bytes is pretty good.

>vegan because of principles

Animals are not people, faggot.

>I'll sell off my manliness to help muh animals
And you have the audacity to call others faggots.

Most vegans are girls, dumbass

hmm doesn't seem too bad
definitely needs some guac tho

I do love budget bytes
their recipe for lousiana style rice and kidney beans is amazing

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So what can I eat?
If I can't kill anything to consume it, I will surely die.

>abstract of vegetarians and non vegetarians of 66 street shitters
>something something soy

>abstract that says vegetarians have less estrogen than omnivores
>abstract which links study saying no significant difference in testosterone levels
>no significant difference
>abstract that says no significant difference
>abstract about first ever report of significant testosterone loss due SIGNIFICANT soy consumption

>zero causal link established

lol horrific job at editorializing

> trial with only 8 males
> Lasts less than a year
> Conclusive

You must be one of those people that thinks drinking red wine every night is healthy for everybody.

6 weeks is more than enough and if it isn't, please refer to the three other studies you didn't care to read.
>>abstract that says vegetarians have less estrogen than omnivores
Does not change the fact that your testosterone is lower.
>>abstract which links study saying no significant difference in testosterone levels
Wrong
>Plasma levels of testosterone and estradiol-17 beta were significantly lower in the SV than in the omnivores.
>>no significant difference
Wrong
>A lower nocturnal release of prolactin and testosterone occurred in men fed a vegetarian diet
Absolutely pitiful attempt. And I bet you ask yourself why you have ED.

>does not change
Vegetarians aren't inherently vegan and there's nothing else tobthe study than the abstract

>wrong
It says it right in the abstract

>wrong
In the abstract which you apparently didn't read

>cherrypicks out of context quotes from abstract

lol here's your last (You), bitch tits. Enjoy your pthalates

>making shit up even though I BTFO your straw-grasping
How embarrassing.
>bitchtits
Says the oestrogenised soymale.
Don't reply to me again until your serum test levels reach double digits.

lol i already said i wouldnt respond and you just copy me

apologize

@613
Find me a single study that indicates that vegans have the same or higher testosterone than meat-dairy eaters, with a clear,conclusive statement in the abstract confirming this.
Go on, I will wait. Do you even want to google it? Because you know what you'll see?

>muh hormones

I thought this was the cooking board.

>principles only apply to people
Mong.

I'm a girl with a healthy sex life so ED has never been a real problem for me. Good luck finding out the source of your own low testosterone and penial problems though. Hope that hour you spent cherry picking was worth it, in the mean time I enjoyed a delicious vegan lunch with boyfriend.

>Be you
>Spend 2,5 hours fruitlessly trawling google for studies to confirm your bias
>Pretend to be a girl online (people will totally buy that, right?)
You could've just closed the thread. Why do you get so defensive and go to such lengths on an anonymous imageboard?

>all principles that apply to humans apply to animals

I wish that veganism could give you super powers like that guy from scotty pilgrim.

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Its a fucking bait thread

>If you insist on commenting then just try to defend yourself for not being vegan. We'll listen and let you know why you're horribly wrong.)

Took under 2 minutes

Also
> Over 600 people
> More reliable data than 8 fucking people
Eat shit

Oh wait, you already do

veganism is the ultimate red pill

>no difference in free testosterone
You tried, buddy
>Lower weight and BMI
So vegans are shit at gaining mass. why am I surprised?
>This adjustment substantially reduced the difference in T
Nice selective editing faggot

Vegans are cancer but its phone posters who are ruining this website.

>t. trapped in early 1990's technology

I can guess your age within 5 years, grandpa.

I'm 28 and have been on this board since 07. The rise of phone posters has lowered the already falling quality of Veeky Forums by quite a bit. There is no need to have your face in your phone posting on Veeky Forums 24/7. Just post from a PC like a normal person.

What if someone wanted to relax on the couch and post?

>most vegans are girls

And if we need to be taking ethical and nutritional advice fron anyone, it's a cunt, right?

>just do Veeky Forums like a normal person
>normal person
Do you even know where you are right now?

It's not phoneposters: it's Jackfags, McChicken lovers and /alck/ threads that are ruining Veeky Forums.

Also
>here since 07
Firstly, no one cares; secondly unless you got a time machine to take you back to at least 2004, shut up.

Not a vegan, but I eat at least 1 vegan meal a day.

You motherfuckers got some dedication.

Here since 04 and wot?
4chanOrgdozen

Dis fag posing since 07!
Prove your worth user!

You do realise that journal has had several updates since 2000 (its now 17 years old) typically medical and research journals are extensively reviewed after 8 or 10 years.

user resorts to identity politics when their arguement gets stale

>If you're not vegan please ignore thread. If you insist on commenting then just try to defend yourself for not being vegan
Because I like eating good food.

Welfarist or abolitionist?

Oh sweetie, semen isn't vegan.

Vegan recipes have some amazing wizardry behind them, why shouldn't we talk about them more? I made lentil burgers the other day, it was great having a hot juicy sandwich made out of dried stuff in my pantry and some greens.

I live in the UK. Which chain store sells cheap soy based meat substitutes? Most of them just sell Quorn and shit that's 99% grain 1% soy.

bump

its a good point. consuming animal byproduct is a no, no, but your okay with eating semen and/or sweat?

whats your "ruleset", nothing AT ALL produced by animals? you wouldnt eat cheese from a cow, or sugar at all since it can be filtered using bone char?

who is eating animal semen?

>people arnt animals

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people can give consent.

Vegans come shit up every other thread on the board, than ask others to leave their thread alone

>Obviously bait provocative thread

Being vegan is stupid

If vegan food is so good why would that makes me go vegan?
I could enjoy a delicious vegan meal (and I'm sure they aren't)
Then eat a just as delicious meaty meal

But if you eat a meaty meal you won't be able to enjoy the vegan meal that costs twice as much and has all the flavors of cardboard and sadness.
Don't you want to feel superior as you waste away?!

>meat substitutes

Why the fuck do vegetarians & vegans do this? You gave up meat; stop pretending you didn't, or eat fucking meat already.

probably same reason they serve "mocktails" at nice restaurants, for teetotalers to fit in

there's a strong social pressure to conform and if you're in a business meeting or some such scenario where the nutrition is not the primary objective, a thing that resembles a hamboigah is better than a bit pile of fucking garbanzo beans if you're trying to close a deal and have no idea if the counterparty is a carnist extremist

also, sometimes those black bean burgers are pretty good

not a vegetarian myself but I've had to work with a lot of picky man-children in suits and I can only imagine what vegetarians have to put up with

>Chinese pedophile cartoons

Yup.
To me.
Mong.

>been on this board since 07.
And you still come across as a newfag.
Do you have learning difficulties?

I agree with PC guy and I'm posting from my phone

Phone posts are by definition shitposts, you can't type up anything intelligent on a phone keyboard. Your IQ drops just holding one of these pieces of millennial shit technology

Mobile networks were a mistake