Is there a bigger sign of a basic bitch palet?

I'm American

I'm Asian

I'm Canadian

>he doesn't know burgers originated in Europe

>He doesn't know burger patties aren't burgers without the bun.

I'm Australian

Yurpie here. Love them cheese product slices.

>he doesn't know hamburgers originated in Germany
Clue's in the name, Retard.

>palet

Is there a bigger sign of illiteracy than being unable to differentiate between homophones?

I have nothing against gay people, user.

That's literally not true at all.

Real cheese melts like shit.

I identify as black

t. Someone whose never eaten real cheese

Uninformed post made by a retard suffering from the Dunning Kruger effect.

>doesn't know that American cheese is basically a mild form of cheddar cheese

This. American cheese can never replace real cheese, but it doesn't have to. It's its own thing with its own uses. Dismissing it entirely because muh authenticity is vegan-tier

>American cheese can never replace real cheese,

American cheese IS real cheese, morons.

It's a blend of cheddar cheese, dairy products, and flavorings, designed to keep longer in warmer conditions, and to melt more consistently when used in cooking.

>americans complain about estrogen in their water
>create some false jewish conspiracy against the world
>willingly consume plastic and toxic chemicals

>Ameriboos complain about Americans
>spend hours of their lives everyday interacting with them on Veeky Forums
>get all their information about America from the Simpsons

Unironically the best cheese for burgers.

>retard euros don't know you can make your own American style cheese slices at home from cheese and an emulsifier and thing it's sorcery

I like wendy's crispy chicken blt

and like everything else we do it best

>he thinks 4Chins is an American website.
First day?

>tfw 'we' know that feel

Why bother when you can just buy it?
Protip: no one does because we have real cheese.

>he thinks 4Chins isn't an American website.
First day?

>Protip: no one does because we have real cheese.

Sure you do, Ameriboo.

Sure you do.

All the cheese in the USA is basically pasteurized milk byproduct.
Their rules are too strict to allow for real cheese. Same reason they bleach chicken.
It's unfortunate.

>Japanese owner
>hosted on servers in the UK.
First day, Shartacus?

The eggs get washed as well and have to be refrigerated

Checked

thought the chlorine chicken was a meme but I watched a documentary about it. seems a bit excessive.

>founded by pic related in his bedroom in jew yawk
>not American

You seem upset, Ameriboo.

Because """real""" cheese literally cannot melt as well American cheese. It's a physical limitation of unprocessed cheese.

>using technology to safely kill bacteria and germs on food
>excessive

It because of shit tier factory farming and salmonella but even the free range birds get the same treatment. I didn't know about the eggs though.

Even the chocolate contains butric acid.
>tfw: no patrician tier Swiss chocolate.

All cheese is processed, monganon.

No shit, retard. Unprocessed cheese means cheese that hasn't been processed further than being made into cheese.

>monganon
:)

You don't even know what that is, do you Ameriboo?

No, you don't.

...

The washing destroys the membrane on the shell.

literally vomit chocolate

I know what Reddit spacing is, lardyshart.
:^)

>He's so familiar with Reddit he knows how they format their posts

I certainly do.
And so do you evidently.
:^)

That's because you ARE ////reddit////, Ameriboo.

>And so do you evidently.
Only as a result of you sharing your intimate knowledge of Reddit, a site that you're undoubtedly a long time user on

>Unprocessed cheese has been processed
Care to explain the logic behind this?

>projection.jpg

>projecting

Only beta males, feminists, and faggots use that term.

Milk, rennet, and other ingredients are processed to make cheese. Cheese is a processed milk product. At that stage the cheese itself hasn't been processed, but it is a result of the processing of ingredients. Hence, unprocessed cheese. The cheese can then be processed with an emulsifier to make a melting cheese similar to American cheese.

Not him but is the term processed cheese like a trade name then? A specific product type?

err, he said projection not projecting, sweetie.

>processed cheese

It's more like a legal term demanded by the cheese jews to differentiate their cheese products from cheese that has been blended, flavored, or modified.

>doesn't understand the language
>tries to shitpost anyway

Processed cheese product and similar terms are legal designations in the US for foods that are made from cheeses that is processed further with other ingredients. American cheese for example is generally cheddar (sometimes colby as well) and other milk products, an emulsifier, and other ingredients such as fats and coloring. Here a cheese was taken and processed into a new product legally designated as a "cheese product"

Which are you?

Not the one using the expression....

go back to your containment board. it's called caring for the general public's health and well-being.

Written like a true (((heeb))).

>be American
>eat wood pulp
>call it cheese

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

>be yuropoor
>fail to understand how the same cellulose that exists in fruits and vegetables, like celery, also exists in wood
>thinks people are eating actual wood

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Americans are so poor they have to substitute wood for cheese
Wew lad.

americans will eat anything with the right lab made flavors. have you seen how excited they are for meat grown under a microscope?

That sucks.

>another Ameriboo too stupid to understand what cellulose is...

Yuropoor "education" for you.

Go and chew some wood pulp, might help to strengthen up your teeth.

>Australia is a European country
My sides.

>all of your food is mixed with wood, plastic, and other toxic waste so it's cheap enough for your average family
>all of that is banned in europe
>calls europeans poor

>still calling cellulose "wood"

...

the single best cheese for a basic tasty omelette

>americans defend the consumption of this

>American cheese contains wood
Why am I not surprised?

german here
what u call """"""""cheese"""""""" is basicly
garbage thats left over after making cheese

>thinks Americans use plastic, wood and toxic waste in their foods because their Ameriboo nation is too stupid and poor to use science and technology to make their own foods safer, last longer, and less expensive

or u could just take literally 1 minute to melz ut fucking cheese jesus fuck

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>defending the criminal practice of putting wood pulp into cheese in order to rip off the consumer.
You're a special kind of spastic, user.

>Ameriboo is too stupid to understand what cellulose is and where it comes from...

>americans feed their cows skittles because it's cheaper than corn
the absolute state

>not understanding what cellulose is or why it's an important part of a human diet
You're a special kind of retard, user.

are (you) a shill for kraft or do you really want
that in your cheese?

>doesn't know he is eating cellulose every time he eats fruits or vegetables

You people really are dumb.

It's great on certain things. Like a grilled cheese sandwich.