Constipation blies

Please help me, I have been at the toilet pushing and getting cramps for an hour
Ill eat anything that can help me poop

A bullet works reportedly.

Cig or joint and coffee just cool enough for you to chug it.

get up and move around. go for a walk.

drink a gallon of grape juice
trust me, I made the mistake once.

Yeah, drink water and walk. Also use a squatty potty.

Drink water and try bathing in a hot bath.

This and oatmeal

there's a tea you can buy called 'smooth move'
go get it

sugarfree gummi bears

did you stick anything up there that might have blocked things up, sport?

Oh god yes.

It's time, user.

heat up some prune juice and drink it when it's cooled off a bit

Drink 4 beers and wait a few hours.

Go to the drugstore or WalMart and het some magnesium citrate.
its only a dollar and for sure in a few hours you will be empty

Borrowing this thread, gf has never been able to poop more than once every few days, sometimes getting as bad as once a week or 2 weeks. Ive been putting more fiber into our food to try and help but it hasnt affected her bowel movements. Id rather not sneak laxatives into her food, what are some dishes that will force a bowel movement?

>what are some dishes that will force a bowel movement?
Depends entirely on the person.

Yup. That stuff had me shitting for hours.

Coffee often works for me, though for some reason if I'm really having problems pooping then smoking helps. I don't even smoke cigarettes normally but I have some loose rolling tobacco that I use when things are bad.

mmmh... granny soup

anal

Warm prune juice, dum dum