Is there any non-allergenic reason for an adult to dislike eating lobster?

>I made my wife's son lobster and he spit in my face for it
You're a horrible stepson and I hope he rapes you for it

There are several

1. Horrifically expensive for something that was not long ago considered peasant food

2. Crabs, Prawns, Shrimp, etc are all superior while being much cheaper

3. Questionable texture

4. Meat is a pain in the ass to get at.

5. Has a 'delicate' flavour which is a fancy way of saying it needs to be oversaturated with things like garlic butter and lemon to be particularly delicious

6. Seabug, literal bottom feeder

7. Mercury intake

8. Often stinks when cooking

I like lobster, I'll eat lobster but if we're being pretty honest its a mediocre seafood with superior alternatives that memed its way into being an expensive, high class staple

Maine lobsters aren't bottom feeders, they eat mollusks and other crustaceans.

umaine.edu/lobsterinstitute/education/kids-page/lobsters/

Kids page for idiots.

Allergyfag here, I wish I could eat lobster.

I had it once and it tasted great, but the consequences of another try just aren't worth it.

Like diamonds, pure artificial cartel price.

Eat alot of cockroaches?
Didnt think so faggot

Don't they have it live in a tank?

What happens?

>Seabug
a lobster is not an insect though. it´s a biological sister group, spiders, crustaceans and insects. biologically close but not the same thing.

>they are literally bugs
Right, and cows are literally just weirdly-shaped humans.

I was on Vinalhaven last week. Cool place.