Rate my butter chicken, Veeky Forums. I don't usually browse her other than to look at food porn...

Rate my butter chicken, Veeky Forums. I don't usually browse her other than to look at food porn, but I thought I'd get you guys' opinion on this since I rarely cook anything apart from frozen nuggets and chips. How did I go?

Did you make the sauce?

I'd eat it

No, used a jar of masterfoods sauce. I cut up the chicken breasts though

Lazy/10

Why did you even post this then? You're asking us to rate your cut up chicken in jarred sauce?

dont be mean :(

well forget the sauce. you did at least properly cook the chicken in a tandori right? did you get inspiration from that recent episode of good eats where alton brown made a home made tandori setup using a eartheware pot?

I am proud of u.

What did you serve it with? Do you have any images of it plated?

It's going to be served with rice, I put it in the fridge until dinner.

>alton brown
who? ausfag here. just chopped the chicken up and put it in a pan with a little bit of vegetable oil.

FIRSTLY, FUCKING REDUCE THE SAUCE YOU NIGGER
I sincerely hope this isn't a family recipe seeing as you've utterly disgraced it. Furthermore, as you've evidently got gas burners, it ought to be very easy to either control the heat or use a double boiler if you're worried about the sauce splitting.

What is most incongruous to me is that you would dare sully this board with this image of an unsightly trough.

Sell all your pans and shit bro. Unless the people you are attempting to feed are literal pigs, no one wants this shit.

Listen here, if you want to back up your shit in the kitchen, you better be able to play a bust out a money match in Phantasmagoria of Flower View. Also, if you choose Reimu or Sakuya like some babby's first bed shitting fresh off of /jp/, you can get the fuck out of here.

Learn to cook/10

OP here, I use the sauce to also flavour the rice.

somehow i knew you were australian from the look of the chicken breast

you're probably from /aus/ you neet bastard.

You bastards better not even think about pickin on my m8 here. He made a very lovely butter chicken and I won't let anything be said against him

Did you at least boil some rice or did you microwave of bag of Uncle Ben's?

was gonna say i'm not a neet but i am by the definition of the word
[spoiler]i'm not from /aus/ tho[/spoiler]
yes i use a proper rice cooker and actual rice
i love you [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

why the fuck didnt the spoiler tags work

Food doesn't spoil

so you basically heated up a jar of pre mixed tomato sauce and sugar and added chopped up frozen injected with saline chicken breast to it?

i make butter chicken from dry spices and almond flour all the time, its fucking delicious, and even the most high end jarred kind doesnt come close because its made for white taste buds


nobody in this fucking sub reddit even loves cooking or enjoys it that much considering the slop they post proudly

fuck you all

Post a recipe then ya dickhole

>spoilers on Veeky Forums
Lurk Moar, newfag.

>tomato sauce
no i used an actual butter chicken sauce.

you fuckin idiot, the butter chicken sauce from a jar is basically tomato sauce sweetened with sugar

if you make it from scratch its the caramelized onions that add the sweetness, you are so fuckin dull you missed the point of me referring to it as tomato sauce as thats literally all it is with some added spices and cream

hint you dont add any cream to butter chicken unless you really want to at the very end just to top your plate. butter chicken isnt even an indian recipe, it was created in uk, but even that was bastardized for the north american market and sweetened for amerifat tastebuds

you caramelize onions, this takes about 40 minutes so that right there means most of you wont even try because you have the attention spans of a goat

, add the dry spice and almond flour, deglaze with the tomato and their juices and then cook it down for a long while and then robo coupe it to a smooth consistency

actual recipie from uk uses leftover tandoori chicken with bone in, it never used the chicken breast

fuck u all

You seem awful mad my dude, it's just food.

>sub reddit

>Do you have any images of it plated?
here you go

Are you eating in the kitchen?
Did you break into a professional kitchen?

That's not a recipe.

that's just the tiling of my bedroom. not my choice haha

then your rice is in a watery sauce is well? Aren't you brilliant cook?

There's enough sauce in the jar to coat the chicken and the rice completely with minimal left over. And it's thick enough that it does coat them.

At least it isn't a fast food post/10

Fast food posts are better than this trash

be my bf

Imagine being this mad at someone not preparing food your way. Truly a pathetic existence.

Lol. It's not about "your way" vs "my way".

It's instead about complete and utter incompetence in the kitchen.

>calling others "pathetic" in a vain attempt to hide personal lack of commitment to a craft they claim to love

hobbies are supposed to be fun. if he didn't want to spend forty hours caramelizing onions why should he.

Imagine being this bad at cooking you resort to ad hominem instead of taking constructive criticism.

That's botter chicken, bro.

First post ITT, just came to say that you didn't not do it our way, you simply didn't do it. You didn't make the dish. You wasted your time posting this thread. Why do you need any compliments or criticism for pouring a jar of sauce over chicken?

Asking you what you want on criticism on is being mean? You cut the chicken just fine, that's all there is to say because that's all you did.

>rate my chicken, ck!
It's shit
>Waaaaaahhhh

>butter chicken isnt even an indian recipe, it was created in uk
lol what. I've heard of idiots claiming that Chicken Tikka Masala is a UK invention and that's at least understandable since a dish by this name didn't exist in India till recently. But a CTM is literally a rip off of butter chicken which was invented in Moti Mahal restaurant in Delhi in 1940s. And even that wasn't a completely novel invention it was based off a makhani gravy which has been around Punjab for much longer.

OP here, those weren't me.

why would you need spoilers on a board about food?

Only if you can win a money match in PoFV. Or if you have a personal replay of a Subterranean Animism Lunatic clear. Otherwise you're not worth anyone's time, much like OP and his unauthentic butter chicken that brings shame to any and all Indians browsing this board.

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That is the worst looking BC ive ever seen.
Its not hardto make, why buy premade shit? Why post it?

Fuck off m8

>brings shame to any and all Indians

lol, that's an oxymoron if I ever saw one. good one.

Here's a regular moron if I've ever seen one. Go to /pol/ if you want to be a faggot.

*pauses from eating literal cow shit*

brothers some BLUDY BASTERD has brought a shame upon ALL indians by daring to use hygienic but almost flavorless ingredients to make a quick butter chicken. This sacrilege will not stand, by yeshnihovipendu the 1049th god of Butter Chicken, we must purify ourselves in the holy ganges river, by the aborted fetus of my late wife who was reincarnated into this rat after i honor killed her as a sacrifice to the local cow jingukheinigeet the 67th god of farting in elevators, which she bruised.

The desecration of the holy butter chicken will not stand, THIS is the final straw of besmirching indian honor.

lol mad

Indians are the new Americans, user.

uma delicia by 2020!

In what way?

>Indians are the new Americans, user.

I hope Indians take over American. Indians fucking hate niggers even more than they hate
muslims and won't make bull shit double standards for them.

>open thread and start reading along
>open YouTube and suggested videos are butter chicken and other Indian recipes.
>have never made an Indian food search on YouTube or Google

I really hope that's a coincidence. It would be scary to think that's YouTube/Google big data at work.

Zuckerberg is watching you.

How spicy is butter chicken supposed to be? Or is it meant to be sweet?

Durr muhfuggin WHAYTTTTE TEEAST BODS, nigga cool aid shicken spicey am fuck baka fuck whitey

no offense but how many dishes have africans come up with vs europeans?

Are you using Chrome?

I know you will get a lot of shit for this post, but I just wanted to say I understand your frustration.

fuck you

You people eat literal shit, fuck off.

OP and I aren't so different then.

t. white person who "seasons" his food with salt