Cooking a whole chicken in a watermelon

Oh shit!

The madman, he actually did it.

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Not cucumber lives.

How does it look you fucking retard

What the fuck

>the future of chicken cooking

For me it's the McNigger

Post a pic of the chicken you homo

that's like 5 hours worth of cooking to teach yourself it was a bad idea.

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What are you doing, OP?
OP?
OOOOPPPPP!?!??!

why not just forget the oven and boil it in a pot of kool-aid . . . . . . SHOW THE DAM CHICKEN !

#justnigthings

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I...I wanna see what's inside

OPEN IT UP OP

C'MOOOOON

But......

...why?

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open it

WHERE'S THE CHICKEN FUCKLEY

You didn't even stuff it with kool-aid packets faggot.

Open it.

Now this is what Veeky Forums is all about

tag me in screencap, etc., etc.

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE CHICKEN???

Pics now

Open now, I'm drooling already

This is a good thread

Guys...I think OP is dead. The pressure build up must have exploded in his face as he opened the oven.

POST THE MUTHERFUCKING RESULT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I DIDN'T WAIT 5 FUCKING HOURS FOR OP TO FLAKE N BAKE LIKE A FUCKING FAGOT.

PICS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU TAKE THEM?!

apparently it released the mustard gas and now he died, rest in pepsi you glorious bastard

...either that or his mom sent him to his room and took his phone away

He still hasn't posted the end result?

I'll come back tomorrow.

SHOW US THE CHICKEN OP

Should we start searching for watermelon chicken related obituaries now

OP better come through, or else he's a faggot

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OP prolly got chickenmellon poisoning.
RIP

can't believe none of you assholes warned him about this and let a man die just so you could laugh at his funny pictures

> (You)
>OP prolly got chickenmellon poisoning.
>RIP

>chickenmellon poisoning or not. OP still a faggot if he don't deliver.

haha i thought u replyed 2 me cause of da (you) haha u got me haha

Deliver you fucking cunt

Does it smell like welfare checks and cheap weaves ?

Haha

PULL BACK THE VEIL

>All these (you)'s and OP has yet to reveal the final product

AYO HOL UP
IZ U SAYIN
WE

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Monitoring thread

>SIX
>HOURS
>LATER

I imagine when he opened it a cloud of steam poured out and melted hes face off. most likely he has been put into a induced coma in a ER .

*smacks lips*
AYO HOL UP!
YOU BE SAYIN WE CAN BE KRE-AYTIVE N SHEEIT!?

OP GIVE US A SITREP

Lmao I'm not sharing the money shot with you faggots. Try it yourself if you really want to gaze on the glory of the inside

t. not OP

That no pickle pee..
That no pump a rump...

I imagine it looks just like you cooked a chicken in a steamer or in a baking dish covered with tinfoil -- pale and unappetizing and more than likely undercooked or overcooked unless you poked it with a thermometer.

That the KFC 20$ Mom and Four kid Fill-Up

If OP doesnt deliver, I'll have too. This thread is too precious to die.

Do it, if you don't and it makes it to payday, I'll do it.

By God and heaven this WaterChicken is going to be a thing even if I have to do it!

WAZ

pls cum bek

Well I'll be damned.

KANGZ

>All that watermelon leaking out

This is some iffy shit.

t. DeShawn

I be clickin'
'cause there ain't no tellin'
what happens to a chicken
when it's in a watermelon.
OP could be a faggot
or a pretty cool guy
but I want a melon wing,
juicy breast and seedless thigh.

*please follow through OP. I've had roasted stuffed gourds but this is unprecedented

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youtube.com/watch?v=a-4tIsZgSvw you retard

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That chickens life is worth more than nigger Marilyn Manson

>OP last posted 9 hours ago
Did he died?

Deliciousness overdose

CAN someone replicate the recipe and show us the result since OP IS A NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT

I've checked online and this doesn't seem as insane as it looks. However, most of the recipes tend to cut the chicken to make a kind of chili/curry.

This one has a very wet sauce but pre-cooks the chicken
youtube.com/watch?v=c2iKlRJ3F7U

This one has a drier sauce and lines the interior with a banana leaf. It also seems the closest to an oven, as they set the whole thing on fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZtS7ZrJ_rtk

The only example I can find of whole chicken is
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/8153-chicken-in-a-watermelon?mcubz=0 (no pictures)
and
figmentfly.com/bb/dvd5.html

The curry/chili route seems like the better one as I can't see much flavor penetration when cooking the whole chicken.

Did you make sure to wash that chicken beforehand?

If she wanted it to taste like soap she could have just rubbed it with cilantro.

sorry for your genetics

SHEIIIIIIT

Sorry that you can't eat a plate of delicious food without putting a literal handful of herbs on top of it, as if it makes it "fresh" somehow.

Can't you appreciate real food?

>oh no what a horrible existence, being able to eat herbs

Include me in the crop.

If putting a handful of herbs on top of your food makes it "fresh", does putting a sprinkle of sea salt on it make it sea food?

Or does a squeeze of lemon juice make something fruity or a dessert?

No but clearly other people enjoying things makes your grapes "sour"

>other people enjoying things
Not the issue. Cilantro is a Mexican hipster meme.

It's absolutely delicious. Salsa without cilantro is just pitiful