You are the ________ of your _________

You are the ________ of your _________

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You are the sadistic weirdo of your dragon dildo.

You are the Space Ghost of your rump roast.

You are the moot of your balut.

You are the offended gay of your bun bo hue.

Is it true he's into BDSM?

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I love bun bo hue

FIRST you want to truss her limbs, then it's a little of the Ol' slappa slappa.

You are the Paco of your taco
The churro of your borough
The Pancho Villa of the quesadilla
And my negro on the burrito

what ever it hes into its going to involve Cayenne

You're the Richard Gere of how to shove a hamster in your rear.

You are the William Randolph Hearst of unsatisfactory desserts

You are the Presidential tool of your orange fool.

You are the money of your Mayweather

You are the drugged up thot of your Jello puddin pop.

Now just let your DIY Fleshlight cool, and don't worry about letting it sit too long. After all, you are the refrigerator of your masturbater.

You are the Pinochet of your beignet.

who is moot?

He is Jewish?

All this time I thought he was Italian or Greek. Fucking dropped.

The point.

Are you literally retarded? You hate Jews but think Mitzewich is Italian or Greek?

He probably never knew his last name. Everyone just hears "Chef John".

kill yourself my man

Mitzewich isn't even that Jewish of a name. He could just be Russian.

Wait so is he a Jew or not?

Food Wishes + James Townsend?

A+

It's hard to say. Maybe. If I were you, I'd stop watching something you enjoy just to be on the safe side.

Why is it called Jas. I never got that.

You are the Pol pot of your tater tot

-A- moot is a conference of sorts where the Jarls of Skyrim cone together to decide on a new High King of Skyrim.

You are the Ho Chi Minh of your dindin.

He's Italian and Russian. Maybe more stuff. Maybe you're a faggot.

I am gay, yes, but I am wondering if he is a Jew.

You are the osama bin laden of your bowl of ramen

What's going on about him being a cuckold? Is there any proof to that? A fetlife account?

You are the Benito Mussolini of your tortellini.

I've read on other threads that he's a cuckold to Michelle/

You are the John Cena of your Italian piadina.

We're talking about Chef John, not barack obama

dumb goyim

son, parents

You are the pineapple of your pizza

Son, his wife

Poor lil froggo. Always having to give up things he likes when they turn out to be Jewish.

He's a polack, what the fuck did you expect? Just look at that face, he has jew written all over his face not even gonna mention that enormous coin sniffer he's got

You are the Jeff Lindner of your soggy dinner.

You are no longer allowed to enjoy American movies either. Enjoy your anime

You are the Carolyn Gregoire of your overflowing reservoir.

You are the Calvin Goode of your flooded neighborhood.

You are the Michael Mark of your inundated trailer park.

You are the Ashley Judd of your 500-year flood.

You are the B.F. Skinner of your soggy TV dinner.

if we were talking about Obama, we'd be talking about Michael

Not that it matters, goy, but most of the stuff he makes is most definitely not kosher.

- you can't mix meat and dairy
- no pork
- no shellfish
- no fun

i think he's a polack like that slav who wrote the witcher books. you are the andrzej sapkowsky of your torcik wedlowski.

You are the truest maestro for blasting techno

You are the __jew___ of your auschwitz

>smart
>funny
>enough work ethic to keep a regular release schedule
>greek or italian

He's half Italian.

probs russian or polish

10/10

I am the bone of my sword.

Mitzewich is a Polish last name.

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>repicked

You are the Chef John of your beef bourguignon.