>be me >living on a flat with three other people >chilling with two of them in the kitchen >third comes from work >"Fuck man, I sure as fuck would love me some potatoes." >he cuts 'em all up and put them in the oven, and in the meantime he went to lie to the teally >we still in the kitchen and whenever he comes to check on potatoes we hear him coming >after an hour of baking he comes to the kitchen >"What the fuck, why are they still raw?!" >this went down for another two hours, because everytime he left the kitchen we turned off the oven >didn't tell him to this day, but shit me for how much fun we had when he always left
Sebastian Evans
>take friend's bottle of vodka >pour vodka down the drain >refill bottle with rubbing alcohol
Nathan Wilson
>get charged with murder >spend rest of life in prison >it was worth it for the lulz
Caleb Diaz
>friend needed a piss and asked me to watch to make sure his soup doesn't boil. >I let it boil. I'm absolutely mental, I am.
Xavier Scott
>at meh tier Japanese restaurant >replace my buddy's last bite of green tea icecream with a big dollop of wasabi
Jack Sullivan
>Ordering green tea ice-cream Why would you order something that's so retardedly easy to make at home?
John Young
because you're already out at a restaurant >why go to a restaurant if you can make things at home?
Kayden Wright
>he went to lie to the teally what the hell does this mean? your "foodpranks" lack originality
fucking with someones food is mean so I don't do it. but once, when I was 15 I had a couple buddies stay over and us 3 and my dad's girlfriends daughter were playing monopoly when I went to the bathroom. When I came back everyone had a shitgrin on there face and almost giggling. they wouldn't tell me what was so funny, but they were all chewing gum now. and they offered me a piece. and it was laxative gum 45 min. later I was shitting like crazy
