I work at KFC, ama

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do you have a job, and if so where do you work?

On average, how much dicks do you suck on a given work day?
Also, why do you always answer in opposites when replying to someone?

Do you prefer it when women wear high heels or flat sole shoes?

Can I get an order of popcorn chicken and honey mustard sauce?

Idk I work in the kitchen
Fuck off I just finished cleaning the fryer

Can you tell me the KFC recipe for the flour coating?

Do you tell customers if you are using normal gravy or the chicken leftover gravy? Or would you tell them if they asked?

Do you get free KFC?

Should I apply for a job there?

>Idk I work in the kitchen

So.. you do know, and you don't work in the kitchen. Also, given the fact that you didn't answer to the dick sucking question, it would imply you don't suck dicks. However, since you always answer in opposites, you mean you actually do suck dicks. An infinite numbers of dicks it would seem as you didn't specify a number, so that means the dicks are numberless.

11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.

2/3 Ts Salt
1/2 Ts Thyme
1/2 Ts Basil
1/3 Ts Oregano
1 Ts Celery salt
1 Ts Black Pepper
1 Ts Dried Mustard
4 Ts Paprika
2 Ts Garlic salt
1 Ts Ground Ginger
3 Ts White Pepper

Idk

Free drinks

If theres 3 cooks on shift at any time go for it. If they do 2 don't it sucks. Too much to do.

TY, have this in return

I don't know if I should apply because it says the shift is variable, I don't want to work Fri or Sat, so they'd probably not accept me.

Is there anything there that doesn't taste like garbage these days? What would you order?

Is the actual chicken brined or no? On the few times I've eaten it, the actual chicken was flavorless. But according to the John Wayne Gacy infograph, he went so gay for KFC he asked for it for as his final meal.

how much more are breast pieces

My local KFC stopped carrying grilled chicken. FUCK YOU

What do you do with all the chicken bones?

Does every kfc have slow as shit drive thrus or just the ones around me?

Answer our fucking questions, nigger

Are you serious?

when my father in college in the 1970s he worked in a kfc. one day he dropped a whole tray of chicken on the floor so he went to throw the chicken away and his manager just told him to throw it in the pressure fryer.
do you guys still do this?

how often do you touch your penis and then touch other clients food?

Do you fucking stink?
If you think you don't you're wrong

Lemme have a number three

What are the 11 secret herbs and spices?

Which one do you work at? We only had 1 cook at a time and it was a relatively busy store in the bay area

>2/3 Ts Salt
>1/2 Ts Thyme
>1/2 Ts Basil
>1/3 Ts Oregano
>1 Ts Celery salt
>1 Ts Black Pepper
>1 Ts Dried Mustard
>4 Ts Paprika
>2 Ts Garlic salt
>1 Ts Ground Ginger
>3 Ts White Pepper
how come I can't taste most of that?

What's your own personal favourite item

The cookies
I do it's nasty
We still have it.
Ours is pretty fast unless someone orders something we have to cook on the spot like livers or dark meat.
Nothing it's all pretty shit.

Because the spice mix is matched with equal parts MSG. That's what you're actually tasting, or is giving that addictive KFC flavour when the chicken isn't cooked shitty by a pimple-faced adolescent.