I work at KFC, ama

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do you have a job, and if so where do you work?

On average, how much dicks do you suck on a given work day?
Also, why do you always answer in opposites when replying to someone?

Do you prefer it when women wear high heels or flat sole shoes?

Can I get an order of popcorn chicken and honey mustard sauce?

Idk I work in the kitchen
Fuck off I just finished cleaning the fryer

Can you tell me the KFC recipe for the flour coating?

Do you tell customers if you are using normal gravy or the chicken leftover gravy? Or would you tell them if they asked?

Do you get free KFC?

Should I apply for a job there?

>Idk I work in the kitchen

So.. you do know, and you don't work in the kitchen. Also, given the fact that you didn't answer to the dick sucking question, it would imply you don't suck dicks. However, since you always answer in opposites, you mean you actually do suck dicks. An infinite numbers of dicks it would seem as you didn't specify a number, so that means the dicks are numberless.

11 Spices – Mix With 2 Cups White Fl.

2/3 Ts Salt
1/2 Ts Thyme
1/2 Ts Basil
1/3 Ts Oregano
1 Ts Celery salt
1 Ts Black Pepper
1 Ts Dried Mustard
4 Ts Paprika
2 Ts Garlic salt
1 Ts Ground Ginger
3 Ts White Pepper

Idk

Free drinks

If theres 3 cooks on shift at any time go for it. If they do 2 don't it sucks. Too much to do.

TY, have this in return

I don't know if I should apply because it says the shift is variable, I don't want to work Fri or Sat, so they'd probably not accept me.