Today on Stoner cooking

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I'm from Baltimore, MD, and I even find your lack of taste to be ignorant.

We're going to start with some Guaraná Antarctica

Your hand looks terrifying

>I find your lack of taste to be ignorant.
what did he mean by this??

Then we're going to turn it up the high heat because we're really impatient

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We're going to wait for this to boil out, hopefully it'll make a glaze. I'm not sure, I've never done this before

Now our incense is almost out so we're definitely going to want to replace this

holy retardo

it's gonna taste like shit OP, start over

ITT : idiot tries to pass off lack of knowledge of anything as being stoned

Now we're left with this, so we're going to

It tastes fine

I'm sorry I've never boiled soda before?

why would you boil soda?

HAAHAHAHA IM STONED I MAKE STUPID THINGS FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE SMOKED DRUGS AND AM ADHERING TO THE STEREOTYPE OF THE RETARD

you need to go on /b/ for this kid

So we've added one cup of flour and one cup of butter to create a roux

Stop being so overly sensitive, go to another thread where you can talk about how great your farts smell or whatever. I for one want to see what disgusting concoction OP comes up with.

you are OP you fucking dickhead it's only a matter of time til this degenerates into posting pictures of him in panties as usual.

This guy is mad

Wow, you're mad.

samefag

i'm monitoring this thread, please continue op

fuck the haters

>being so new he doesn't know about cooldown

Totally bro

>scriptfag

that's a lot of roux man

We're going to have three cups of milk and brown sugar. Afterwards it's going to taste a little bit like dark chocolate

I'm OP dumbass

Once it starts boiling put it on the low heat and we going to let it sit there scraping the bottom cage really

Now in a pot we're going to throw a hotdog trunks

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Time for our bacon and eggs. Threw the pot on low as well

hurry the fuck up

she is injecting her weeds

My phone died. I added the roux and tomato soup can to coneys

This

Oh shit, this is gonna be uma delicia.

I've seen it be used as a flavouring in baked shit. It was even on The Great British Bakeoff, reduce Dr. Pepper until it's a syrup and add it to a buttercream frosting.

Don't reply to him. If he's too afraid to experiment with food, he doesn't cook.

We're going to throw in my leftover tomato sauce and bacon too

Next, our secret ingredient

For a cooking board, I'm surprised how many people either are:

-Autistically rigid in their concept of food
-Don't ever fucking cook
-Are godawful and think they can

For example, here's the kind of shit I throw together when I wanna cook real Korean food since there's nothing decent in my Canadian flyover province.

Why don't I see anyone else posting food that doesn't look like shit?

We're going to grease up our pan with some bacon and hamburger fat. This is going to give are eggs a nice Diner taste
I know how to cook I'm just choosing not to. At some point I get high enough I don't care what I'm putting in my body

I wasn't trying to criticize you -- since you're actually making an effort of some sort, and it even gives me ideas too. (For what could work, or what is fucking revolting)

DUDE

WEED

LMAO!!!

Aged sharp white cheddar and habanero cheese
Originally the roux was going to be steak based. I tried to improv. Right now I'm trying to find something that will work with the taste

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Next a lot of ketchup and some Franks hot sauce

Now we'll set that on low and wait for a while

fucking stoned retard probably passed out jerking to trap threads of himself in stockings and all the hot dogs are up his ass

Love you too. It's simmering

This is going to be real rough coming out OP

Cmooooonnnnnnn

>soap spots in the pan
Come the fuck on, jesus

Has it finished simmering?

Worse, it's not even hot yet. Turning up the heat.

Keep me updated senpai

Yeah. I want to see the final product.

Just checked on it, should be another 30 minutes

>purposely ruining a ton of perfectly good food to get attention on the internet

you are a pathetic piece of shit OP

It tastes okay though. Like pulled pork BBQ

I'll drink to it

It's ready

We add cubed cheese and we are done! The bacon has started to fall apart as well.

looks tasty!

This really needs beans

don't lie

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God damn what the fuck is going on.

How many calories?

I m already feeling it down under

can't you hear can't you hear the thunder

You better run to get a plunger

That looks uncannily like baby diarrhea

You dun goofed, OP.
You should have stopped here pulled out buns, dogs, and cheese and then just topped them with your creation to start the cycle over again like the aurora borealis, the snake that eats its own tail.

I wanted to, I really did but I didn't have any

>aurora borealis, the snake that eats its own tail.
Ok, I admit, I laughed.

>deriving enjoyment from life
kys normie

Where do you think you are?

>>>/reddit/

Because traditional foods look good but don't objectively taste better. I wouldn't eat the shit you made over a hamburger at mcdonalds. Not to say you made it badly, I just hate most Korean food.

>chilling the glass

This is repulsive, even for stoner fare.

Oh fuck off you cunt.

Next time I cook I'll cook for real, just for you user

>drinking your beer warm

>requiring your beer be at a temperature that literally numbs your mouth to be able to stomach it

Really makes you think, don't it

>enjoying beer
Gross

>attempting to resurrect the completely rejected shitpost onslaught of anti-beer threads that almost made Veeky Forums unlurkable

please die

you, sir, seem to be a connasir of good eat, I respect you

>accusing me of something I didn't know happened
Been on Veeky Forums since the beginning though, but I'm new to Veeky Forums. Beer is fucking disgusting

What's with the influx of le redit crazy food but but pls include me in le screencap threads lately?