Al/ck/ - Alcoholism general

Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Bombay Sapphire©, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Bombay Sapphire©.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Bombay Sapphire©

Why did you ruin that drink with a lemon?

dunno why but im gonna go out and buy some Bombay Sapphire©

hello again im the guy that was shaking on the floor
i cant deal eith this, im so close to getting changed and going to buy cheap cider, i have AA tomorrow. can i do both?

Do both at the same time

Getting dickered and not doing shit today.

Might cut the grass later but idk...My neighbor got a DUI for moving his car in our shared driveway drunk last month. I guess a cop saw him leave a beer on the ground when he moved his car closer to his house to washing it like he always does and he got arrested. I couldn't fucking believe it...He never left his or my property or even got close to the road.

Im afraid ill get a DUI on my riding lawn mower now. An that was my only motivation to cut fucking 3 acres....Was to drink beer and dip while I'm doing it.

maybe kill yourself

>you can copyright a drink
I think you're looking for a registered trademark®
Retard.

but i wont be able to do both because ill be hungover for AA
that should be my punishment

I meant drink cider while in the AA, no hangover problem then

kill yourself you swine

Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Hennessy®, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Hennessy®.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Henessy®

but i'll run out by tomorrow
im so fucking angry i poured away what i had
i have to ration money so ill have to buy really nasty cider

lol calm down you alcky hahaha

Haven't had your drinky drink yet, right?

>im so fucking angry i poured away what i had
What in hell compelled you to do that?

bro dont pour away the stuff you have if you're that shakey, taper down.

ive been withdrawing for the last 2 days quite badly, so no
i decided to quit so i poured it away

Dude who cares, just go out, get yourself your favorite drink, pour yourself a few cold ones!

>literally idiots don't know you can die from going cold turkey

happens every thread

Good riddance though, right? Who needs another deadbeat alcoholic fuckup.

Can't taste the alcohol in this drink because of the horseradish

i know i can die
i just dont care
ive been in hospital for this shit before

thats the point.at least im not a deadbeat alcoholic parent

A cheap American wine by the name of Wanted Zin Zinfandel from 2015. Tastes like shit but its got alcohol

You are an alcoholic. You are worthless.

Hopefully it will help your Parkinson's

you are on Veeky Forums
you cant be much better, cuck.

dat artful as fuck representation of being drunk/having the shakes

Could the children go to or something?
It's an alcoholic thread, for alcoholics. Let us die in peace.

>It's a funny straight edge guys blob the thread episode

Hey everyone! Great site you have here, some great information. I'd just like to say that, when I'm with my friends, only the best, Absolut Vodka®, will do.
So don't be a square. Offer your friends Absolut Vodka®.
Nothing less. Nothing more. Pure and simple.
Absolut Vodka®

As if anything on Veeky Forums belongs to anyone.

Fuck off and kill yourself quicker already you spineless victim

ah i see you're still here
i see someone had a deadbeat alcoholic father.
waiting for mommy to make you your tendies still?

lol you're drunk right? You are in no position to talk back to anyone. You are miserable, you hate yourself, you are a burden to your family and your surroundings.
You are a big fat mistake.

>projection, the post

Why's this guy so mad? Did someone hit your kid with a car drunk or what? get the fuck outta here like you're stopping anything lol

cucks, the only thing worse than alkies

lol you are the town drunkards

>comes back with the same insult
oh no, how will we ever recover?

haha how can you die from not drinking wtf

Never heard of alcohol dependence? Withdrawals from some drugs, alcohol included, can kill you.

I've only ever heard alcoholics say this.

I think they just say this to have a reason to not stop drinking lol

Checked.
Alcohol and benzodiazepines withdrawal are more lethal than others.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_tremens

I'm sure there are some alkies who aren't anywhere near the level of dependence that could cause fatal withdrawals and use that as an excuse to drink more.

But that doesn't change the fact that alcohol withdrawals can be fatal. A simple google search will show you countless credible sources for that information.

I find it mind-bogging that you can be an adult yet somehow be unaware that alcohol withdrawals can be fatal.

Benzo withdrawal is brutal man, went through it without a taper. The nightmares alone are enough to drive you insane. I remember just laying on the floor with my head in my hands trying to keep myself together, I'm not at all surprised it can and does kill people

Protip: It's not an adult

>be an adult

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

read his responses, 13, maybe.

>I've only ever heard alcoholics say this.
That's because you don't talk with doctors.

bought 3 2L ciders
im probably going to kill myself soon
or go to a doctor, because im going to kill myself because i cant stop drinking

1.75L boi here, got hammered and ate all my breakfast food, took a lil nap.
Goddamn I love just being left alone, it's so great to not have to feel like a piece of shit drinking all day in front of someone else. Now nobody knows but meeeeeeeeee

also got some leftover dust which i will have also

sounds good mate
what was thebreakfast food?

I had guests over and before they left I made a whole pack of bacon, scrambled like 12 eggs w/ cheese, and toasted some bagels, added cream cheese, a slice of provolone on top, and broiled them. I don't have a name for that but they're dank af.
I got morning drunk and ate whatever they didn't once they left.

Are you a european/maybe canadian? I've never in my life seen a 2L of cider stateside.

Have you ever had a long drink?
If you have, what do you think of it?

If you havent, order one and tell me in a week.

ps. im a drunk alcoholic fucking waste of life and want to kill myself :DDDDDD

yeah europe mate, i was in the US a bit when i turned19-20 and i couldnt find any cider at all, apparently strongbow is becoming a thing there, fucking disgusting cider

sounds delicious. when i went to get all my cider i picked up some reduced food, i got a 5p baguette, a load of meats that were cut but couldnt be sold today (some sliced ham,chicken, and a sliced italian ham, got some cheese and salad at home so im gonna add that, so im gonna load that shit and construct it up, melt the cheese. ill take a picture if i remember to once its constructed.
the baguette and meats cost me 65p all together (went right before stop shut)

im an alcoholic and i dont understand the concept of a long drink
does long mean big drink?
i drink a pint after the 2nd time the glass touches my lips
i dont understand

Im sorry it appears lot of yall dont have the concept of "long drink"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_drink
its a finnish drink thats very sweet and good for the first 2 drinks before you lose your taste.

welp its 2pm and I havent eaten anything in 18 hours I suppose its time to try and get food before I have more booze

have some bred
>gin
the only thing the slightest taste of my body will reject
do you like thewm though?
are the expensive? do you drink many?

Its 5,5 alc %, so almost same as beer which is 4,7
I mostly drink hard liquor nowadays.
I sometimes start with a couple Long drinks and switch to raw alcomahol.

its expensive but I mean everything is fucking rip off price in the state of finland, FL

i understand it is weak, but the taste of juniper makes me gag
its not the alcohol, its the taste

i know man, i dont know how alckies manage in scandanavia, how much does 1 litre of a cheap spirit cost? (vodka, whiskey or whatever)

1 Guinness Export and 1 glass of milk.
Time for a tolerance break, or at least stick to one beer a night.
Buying that bottle of whiskey and sucking it from the bottle the last few days wasn't what I planned.

Like 25 euros

at least post the brand.
Fuck member when cider was cheap.
Tinnies of cider work out cheap last time I was in UK.

wow, a cheap 1.75 liters of booze here is like 15 dollars, or 17 euro

40%?

Still got some free Bitburger sitting in my fridge, very tempting to go and drink it all tonight.
Also found a bag with a bottle of champagne that my friend appearantly also left at my place.

At least you can buy the Salmiakki liquor

dude wtf thats ridiculous
okay senpai, so what i got was a 2L bottle of blackthorn for 2.80
and then went to another shop and got 2 2L bottle of ashton croft which is filth for 2 quid each
thats 31 units for 6.80 and im gonna drink it all
in tinnies that would be way over a tenner

im not sure if the taxes go to the social programs, but i want to just say its socialism
in uk the cheapest vodka at a store, 1L would be at least 14 sterling

Just picked up my prescription for naltrexone so...nothing.

Good idea, im going to buy a bottle of that tomorrow
Havent bought one since i was a teen

I've only had it a few times, it's the best liquor I've ever tasted really, they don't sell that shit near me though

winebro here
upgraded to vodka for efficiencys sake

cheers

swede here, yes i love them but they're 20 sek a can at systembolaget so i usually get them on the finland ferry or (pic related) in germany

thanks cheers to you too
what are you sipping on tonight

I feel your pain my man, I live at the swedish border in Torneå(haparanda) every summer to work and have shopped in systembolaget loads oftimes.

Fuck this government shit that is babbying the inhabitants and increasing the booze prizes-.

IM A FUCKING ADULT I KNOW MY LIMITS(i dont but irrelevant)

systembolaget sucks but your snus is ok lad(i dont use it regularly though)

Nice, must be based paki shop.
Near £4 a liter for 2 liters previously.

green tea right now

yeah systemet sucks but i live close to the poland ferry down southeast so i can just go for an 8hr cruise and stuff my bags full of cheap ass wodka anyways
i heard finland got some shitty new alcohol law recently though what's up with that

nah moyte a lower class white brit off license run by a family.
my area is mostly white desu
lots of alckies around so tjey make a buck off the sales by sheer volume, we wouldnt buy from them otherwise.
plus ashton croft is literally like 2.10 at tesco. thats how filth it is

nice i hope it's tasty
do you reckon vodka and green tea is a legit mix

Nah finland been shit as always but Estonia got new laws recently and loads of finns cant go buy cheap beer there now

Latvia is the new safe haven for cheap alcohol

actually finnish alcohoil laws are better in the upcoming days because you can buy high % beverages in normal stores soon

>15 dollars, or 17 euro
Googled "15 USD in EUR"
15 US Dollar equals 12.65 Euro

Sorry mate, our currency is the strongest.

oh right that was it, stores allowing stronger stuff
people were upset at sweden for not doing the same thing, i remember now
sorry for misremembering

so what's my finnbro drinking tonight

I can imagine it tasting quite nice with some lime juice and sugar or something

There are about 753,975,854,976,875,245,578,346,986 dollars, and 1 euro.

I drank a handle(0.7litres i think) of gin and now just sipping on bulk beer to keep up the drunk as long as i can

how about you? do you have any recommodotions for swedish alcohol that i should try? something that might be able to find in finland?(perhaps could drive to haparanda also to buy if really get interested)

ps. if anyone has some comfy music to link, feel free

No one judges buying Tarus from Lidl/Aldi at 10am, avoid the tins however.
Unlike the cunts at the petrol station.
McEwans Champion 7.8% Ale is a good buy if at the supermarket.
Felt like a king drinking Crompton Oakes cider compared to the dross, cheap white lighting can be hit or miss if it is a new brand.
So I just stick to the High ABV beers.
Scrumpy Jack goes down well, just checked and 4 cans 440ml 6% still less than 4 quid.