OFFICIAL PROTIEN POWER RANKING

1) Lamb
2) Pork
3) Goose
4) Bison
5) Moose
6) Deer
7) Beef
8) Duck
9) Beans

***POWER GAP***

10) Chicken

i prefer moose to goose

>>I've only ever had factory farmed chicken

Sorry we can't all live in flyover country, Cletus.

>no chickpeas

Are you suggesting that your big fancypants cities don't have places you can buy good poultry?

Are you implying that whatever device you use to shitpost on Veeky Forums from cannot be used to mail-order chicken that doesn't suck?

>eggs aren't even listed

Really hardens my yolks

>9
>power gap
>10
What did he mean by that

Alright listen here you fucking faggots heres the real rank (and im not including meats like lamb or weird ass birds where its entirely dependent on the cut and cuisine)

1. Beef
2. Pork
3. Predatory fish
4. Venison
5. Duck
6. Non predatory fish
7. Turkey
POWER GAP
69. My semen
POWER GAP
9001. Chicken

Don't ever reply to my posts again