Have you ever been offended by food before?

Have you ever been offended by food before?

The only time I can honestly imagine being offended by food was when I went to a Parkers gas station and got some cantaloupe in a plastic container. I didn't have a fork so I had to eat it with my hands and after my second piece I realized how incredibly sweet the cantaloupe was and how artificial it tasted. I looked down at my fingers and they were covered in an orange slime and color that didn't come off for two days. It was as if they coated the fruit in a flavor dusting in order to make it more acceptable for my dumb American palate.

I should have known better than to do get fruit at a fucking gas station though..

bump for curiosity

That sounds more like you were disgusted than offended. I honestly can't see how you would be offended by food unless you're a liberal whining about cultural appropriation.

Pic related offended me when in-laws in Wisconsin ordered it. Didn't let it show, though, because I didn't want to offend them.

Is that a pizza with tater tots and cheese on it? what's wrong with that? are you from new york or something?

Someone smeared wasabi in my eye. I was offended by their actions and by the sensation of the wasabi. Now I won't eat wasabi.

>are you from new york or something?
Yes. And it has ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce.

wow ok, i can feel your pain now with the ranch dressing, that is horrible

>Have you ever been offended by food before?

I'm a vegan. I try not to be offended, but it's gotten to a point where I look at a person eating meat and I want to scream and claw that man.

Why do meat eaters have to show off their happiness all the time?

It's not happiness from the death of the animal. It's their enjoyment of flavour. Cunt stop acting like people get off on the thought of slaughter.