Good evening, Veeky Forums. I drunkenly invited a girl from work over last night, and she agreed...

Good evening, Veeky Forums. I drunkenly invited a girl from work over last night, and she agreed. I need to make a nice meal out of these ingredients. She can't know I'm an alcoholic, but I can't stop, so that's besides the point. I foolishly ate the other ribeye last night. Please provide your wisdom.

Welp, looks like u r servin up a half a steak then fuckup... Dont drink too much lol

This is not your support group fqggot.
Shell leave you forever alone when she learns what you are.

Abandon ship, tell her your mom said you arent allowed company over

couldn't i cut it up like the chefs do and make it look like it's a full serving? or does that not work with a steak like the one i bought?

Tell her that ever aince your ex girlfriend left you 6 years ago that youve suffered from ED

If this was me in this situation, i would go back up to vons and buy some more ingredients. Problem solved

Kabobs if you have a grill. Good way to try and hide the fact you only have one steak.

Do whatever you want but if you wqnt to do that you might as well just save youself the embarrassment and just cancel. Why botheer making a fool out of yourself irl? Its just gonna be awkward in the workplace and people are gonna know that youre fucked in the head. Why reveal your power level like that? Why is this even a topic of discussion?

no license, dui
that is a reasonable option, but i wanted to make something a bit more fancy. i wanted to fuck tonight
canceling isn't an option at this point