Breakfast for dinner, Veeky Forums. You?

Breakfast for dinner, Veeky Forums. You?

You should take the plastic wrapper off before cooking it. I made that mistake a few times till someone told me what I was doing wrong. The idiot bacon company didn't even bother put that in the instructions

Noted

Lay them out however. Preheat oven at 350

Oh, it's turkey.
For a second there I was very confused by the look of your bacon.

>turkey
>bacon
Pick one

>cooking on foil
Enjoy your alzheimer's disease.

That is some creepy looking bacon, user.

If you're going for candied, add the syrup. Be wary of how much it'll reduce, but you can't really go wrong.

Oh dear... you've gone and done it now....

shit just got real yo.

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Oh no

Don't forget the secret sauce. The cheaper the better

I don't have a ride to the grocery store until tomorrow, so I just have beer, Gatorade, and milk. I already have diarrhea 7 hours into my liquid diet.

Keep drinking

Why is there any left in the bottle? You didn't think to fill the pan with it?

Gotta get preppin

oh god not again

Oh look, it's another "include me in the screencap" reddit episode

take a nyquil whiskey shot if you're going to do this thread again

good job on wasting a bunch of turkey bacon on trying and failing to be meme worthy
you ass

>wasting food for (you)'s
Sad.

I ain't reddit

Ewww you Americans would eat everything. What is wrong with you.

Note the green
"Bexause fuck that shit"

What's breakfast without a savory omelette

And an omelet needs a good filling

What's breakfast without a savory omelette

Nobody wants a plain one

Double boiler, crucial

Idk if you can call it marmalade but that's what I'm saying.

Double boiler takes longer, but definitely prevents burning.

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In case the nyquil gives you indigestion

Lookin good

Uma delicia

Missing some macacos in there

May have forgotten about the bacon...

Why is turkey bacon ribber for her pleasure?

Get your favorite cheese product

HE LIVED

You will need more pepto bismol for that bud

Cheese it up

this is the most reddit "oh look at me" post i've ever seen

Bacon to taste

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Nyquil/Heaven hill bacon, Pepto/Onion/spinach eggs, circus peanut nyquil sauce. WA LA

The "haha look at me making disgusting shit" meme is dead, kid.

You're no DinoTendies, and even his shit is passé at this point.

Were you not there on /cock/ when he made Nyquil chicken?

You are on the way to Flavortown, and your liver is on the way down.

If the Acetaminophen doesn't kill you then the Dextromethorphan will give you some fun.

"it's not good"

Omlette goin in

>phoenix
surpise surpise flyover

There are starving children in africa who would love to have that food, user

He probably just mispelled the Pokemon Onyx. He only looks 15 with that shitty beard and matching coffin tattoos

"Definitely the grossest thing I've ever put on my mouth"

Funny. Your sister said the same thing the other night.

Look we got a woman to. eat it

i forgot how much fun it was to take nyquil but then i remembered im not a fucking teenage faggot anymore

>Cleavage
>Lips
>Teapot with a dumb spout

Yup. Can confrim this is a woman

Post face you look hot

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No

I think she's the one. Hard to tell without the bag on her head.

Nevermind you look like Sami zayne

Not gonna lie that's impressive

Thx bb

Why tho

ARE YOU THE SLEEPYTIME CHICKEN MAN FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO?

I rememeber you. I remember your chicken. How are you alive

You nasty cunt.
Stay away from my food board.

You should read your bible sirs. You'll find all sorts of crazy shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a jew?

Indeed, we are

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>Pokemon Onyx
>Onyx

What does that make you, 9 years old?

>phonix
>pheonix
?

What the fuck kind of songbird, Jesus-freak dealer did you bring me to?

When I first came to this board, I was actually interested in learning to cook and being around like minded people.
It turns out WE have been the Jack thread this entire time. All of us.

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>gooseneck kettle
>dumb spout

Why the fuck do I keep coming back to this board

Every time, every time I visit this fucking board I see shit like this. Never change you stupid fucks.