I have a HUGE bologna sitting in the freezer.
What can I do with it? It seriously weighs like 20 lbs
I have a HUGE bologna sitting in the freezer.
What can I do with it? It seriously weighs like 20 lbs
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1. thaw it
2. carve it into a penis shape of your choosing
3. freeze it again
4. enjoy your dildologna
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Subway might buy it.
Make a huge baloney sandwich.
donate it to a place that feeds the homeless? or eat whatever you can stand and throw it out.
I got it from a place that feeds the homeless :P
Thaw and drill a hole slightly smaller than your penis and fuck it.
Just start taking bites out of it.
Get like 6 feet of bread and an equally ridiculous amount of other toppings and make a massive sandwich.
Get a fishing pole and find a tall building and go fishing for homeless.
hehe, figures. i wonder how many times that bologna loaf was donated
I'm pretty sure it's fresh.
I guess since nobody has good ideas I'll just take a hacksaw to it and eat it slowly over the next 30 years.