I have a HUGE bologna sitting in the freezer

I have a HUGE bologna sitting in the freezer.

What can I do with it? It seriously weighs like 20 lbs

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1. thaw it
2. carve it into a penis shape of your choosing
3. freeze it again
4. enjoy your dildologna

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Subway might buy it.

Make a huge baloney sandwich.

donate it to a place that feeds the homeless? or eat whatever you can stand and throw it out.

I got it from a place that feeds the homeless :P

Thaw and drill a hole slightly smaller than your penis and fuck it.

Just start taking bites out of it.

Get like 6 feet of bread and an equally ridiculous amount of other toppings and make a massive sandwich.

Get a fishing pole and find a tall building and go fishing for homeless.

hehe, figures. i wonder how many times that bologna loaf was donated

I'm pretty sure it's fresh.

I guess since nobody has good ideas I'll just take a hacksaw to it and eat it slowly over the next 30 years.