Never been to Taco Bell, what are some good things on the menu?

the dorito taco is my drunk guilty pleasure

The spicy double chalupas are pretty good.

smoothered burrito

Crunchwrap Supreme, always

Beefy mini quesadilla
Double decker taco

Nacho Bellgrande add steak, no beans, add xtra pico de gallo, shredded & nacho cheese. Add sour cream and guac.

Hey Taco Bell! Does Veeky Forums.org know you are using their site for market research?
I smell a lawsuit.

Everything
Also fire sauce makes it even better. all the other sauces are shit.

This. They have like... 5 ingrediants. Its really just a matter of what you dont want.
Find the item that doesnt have stuff you dont lime and you're golden.

I feel like a god.

I'm drunk as fuck and driving to taco bell rn, what should I get?

Arrested, faggit

Im really not one of "those guys" but i work at a hospital. Dont drive drunk. It is really really really really fucked up.

Theres no good delivery around here and taco bell is god tier drunk food, i'm almost there anyway so what should i get? I don't are about your dumb shit

Double Chalupa Big Box

sir this is the police, come out with your hands in the air.

The smotherered steak burrito for substance, and the three layer nachos for crunch.

whatever new and specialty item they have, don't go "i'll have a taco" or general shit like that.

chicken quesadilla
loaded griller
cinnamon diabetes

For me it's the cheesy bean and rice burrito, the most filling $1 fast food item.

Crunch wrap supreme, chicken chalupa, Doritos taco, cheesy potato burrito

>thinks cops weren't young and stupid and made drunk/stone runs to taco bell and know that's where you hang out after midnight to nail fuckwads to make quota.

Enjoy your $3000.00 lawyer bill, 2 days mandatory jail and 40 hours community service. Not to mention any employer other than Garbage Collection, Inc or a restaurant will reject your application.

That's why even when you're young and incompetent you keep an emergency supply of ground beef, taco bell seasoning, a can of el paso refried beans and tortillas, shitwad.

potato rito and beefy frito burrito

beefy five layer when the potato thing goes away

i'm not gonna spend more than $3 at taco bell and you're a fool if you do

nachos bel grande
three supreme tacos

the chickstar was godly why did they drop it?

Get the 3 taco supreme combo... and another taco supreme.

i think taco bell came into some cheap ground chicken and created a temporary menu item

How is the cheesy gordita crunch?

5 layer burrito is a good default

those soft meatless potato tacos. not bad.
also their apple empanadas. nothing apple or empanada about them but still breddy gud.

$5 boxes all day everyday

Cravings deal #1

Steak quesarito with lots of fire sauce
Crunch wrap supreme with lots of fire sauce

That's about it

>YOU LOVE or we'll repl

their sour cream and refried beans tastes like ass

beefy nacho loaded griller
mini shredded chicken quesadilla
chicken quesorito

I ate Taco bell once, then I sharted myself and had to throw away my pants.

This isn't 2004. DUIs don't mean shit anymore cuz 50% of the population fuckin has one.

TACO BELL PRO TIP: Wrap a hardshell taco in a $1 beefy mini quesadilla

If you ever get a $5 box or combo or something that comes with a regular or dorito taco try this, it's seriously amazing.

The dollar menu is really good, it has some of the best items.
>frito burrito
>spicy potato taco
>beefy / chicken mini quesadilla
>triple layer nachos
>cheesy bean and rice
All solid $1 options. You can have a filling, relatively diverse meal for $3

agree with these
rip
one of the best items, but they've been hit or miss for me lately. i think they're godly when you first start having them, but when you get used to them they start being whatever.

where in flyover land is this?

What this user said, best thing to get at taco bell

crunchwrap
dorito taco

Base your order exclusively on if ReportOfTheWeek says its good.

I miss the triple crunchwrap. this month it's been the potato burrito. eh, havent got it

beefy fritos burrito $1 too

I'd recomend: ranch dorritos locos taco, chicken mini quesadilla, and a crunch wrap supreme with a large baja blast if you are american.

Exactly this

I love the $1 spicy tostada, just add on some shredded chicken or something and its amazing.

Plus you can fold it up into a taco and it still has more stuff in it then their normal tacos and its cheaper.

This is good but I prefer the gordita crunch. It depends what taco Bell you go to. My local one gives stale tacos and skimp on the meat and cheese so I stopped eating taco Bell.

>Was in America for 3 months
>Wanted to try it for the first time, despite being in America for the 10th time
>Forgot & just went to Burger King, Outback, Five Guys, Chick Fil A, & Wendy's
I'm retarded. I won't get the chance for ages now.