Recipe Porn

>Stuff like pic related

Also, what do you guys eat for breakfast?

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no one better post THAT fucking chili recipe I swear to god

If it's like pic related, i would like it...

Anyone got something to contribute?

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Oats, bananas, honey, milk.

So, should i try it?

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>Store-bought pizza dough.

Why?

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all of these should have picture of the culprit

No need to take it seriously!

>this is a recipe in America

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Liar !
Those glorious eggs are illegal

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that would be tricky to cook the meat enough and have the egg still runny. maybe if you put the egg right after you flipped

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All this are good, but not exactly the most healthy, where are you vegans?

>All this are good

Are you serious? They're 90% bait images

You can always make changes/get ideas from them...

did someone say chili?

fuckin legend, is it any good?

he's using ground beef and trying to cover his shitty recipe with memes and xD random attitude

recipe infographics are made for people that are shitty cooks

>recipe infographics are made by people that are shitty cooks

fixed that for you

>"we do it live"
>old dried McCormick seasoning

because people don't know what cold fermenting is

made by shitty cooks to be used by even shittier cooks

>kinder
>America

try again

it's an old photo, I saved it from /b/ like a decade ago

Me and the kid are making that tomorrow. Tanks OP.

>pepperoni and ice cubes

D..does this work!..

Thanks for the blog post

yeah, it's the best invention since muffin tops

And yet somehow his post wasn't as gay as yours
Crazy how life works out

... um.. Yeah?
No?

>take McCormick seasoning packet
>throw it out
>make your own identical seasoning blend with...store-bought McCormick seasonings

every fucking time

>he doesn't live in a place where the storebought dough is made every day inhouse

Hahaha fucking flyovers

I was about to correct you and say it says "pepperoni and cheese cubes" but i double checked the pic and shat my pants instead.

reminds me of the tards who go "durr durr store bought fresh pasta sucks because all I have is walmart"

>playing music off a psp
i thought they could only play porn

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Awful.

>throw that McCormick seasoning packet out
>replace it with identical McCormick seasonings that have been in the spice cabinet for even longer

How many neckbeards did he trick with this post?

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I would actually puke if I had to eat that.

And this is coming from a guy who once bought Kinder Surprise eggs and Nerds to try and re-create the experience of a Nestle Wonder Ball, with much success and no regrets.

I always forget about the PSP and it gets me every time

His entire cookbook is like that.

looks like a turd

All of these look fucking vile.

>I'm_from_Veeky Forums_and_I_hate_everything.jpg

No only this shit that looks like it was thrown together by some teenagers without a fucking clue.

did you just unironically defend recipes that involves stacking craft cheese and fried bologna as some sort of valuable recipe database?
Nothing there gets above "I'm 10 and mom let me use the oven for the first time" level of cooking

so? More advanced preparation doesn't necessarily make food any better
it's food for fucks sake, there is nothing to prove here, any sort of elitism is idiotic, id it tastes good that means it's good

you don't have to be "from Veeky Forums" to be repulsed by this garbage

go back to redit then

I hate these infographics. I'm like a 95% vegetarian (only eat meat about once a week), and every single infographic is hurr durr bacon hurr durr sauteeing chicken and veggies

How about like a fucking curry or a bean/lentil dish or something.

I don't understand your reasoning.

>only eat meat about once a week

More like 85.71% vegetarian
however if you round up that's still a faggot

>you don't have to be "from Veeky Forums" to be repulsed by this garbage

that implies that you are not from Veeky Forums, how else would you know

Common sense.

yo im from outer space and I prefer non-meme recipes with actual instructions instead of this garbage

all the food is disgusting bullshit too fuck

If you had common sense you would be able to word your sentences correctly, redit

his reasoning and altitude is retarded, but say they change your favorite chilli mix because they want to be pennywise, the company goes bankrupts or the supermarket stops selling for some reason
sure, you will probably be able to recreate it after some tries if you aren't retard, but if you know what spices you need and in what ratio, you will always be able to make it right away

I usually eat three squares per day, so 1/21 meals = 95.2%.

How are they not?

holy fuck stop being autistic, I already explained my joke to you

Three squares? You segment your meals into squares?

Oh right, you were only pretending to be retarded. I see.

Repeating things you read on Veeky Forums doesn't make you cool, reditor
especially when they make no sense, as you're being the one who is a thick ape that needs stuff being explained to them

>Repeating things you read on Veeky Forums
You mean like calling anything that offends you "reddit?" Okay, I think I see what you're getting at.

Don't even bother, reditor
You've been outplayed several posts before, now you're just embarrassing yourself

Why not just use bigger tortillas? I swear everyone that makes these verticals is retarded.

>Don't even bother
Sounds good to me.

This looks and sounds incredibly greasy but it probably tastes great.

This fucking retard made a cookbook? Is it just 100 pages of shitty vertical recipe graphics or did he actually write regular recipes? Why would anyone buy a cookbook from someone who only has an extremely basic grasp on cooking?
It's like taking piano lessons from someone who can only play twinkle twinkle little star.

link?

i used to make this but with a filet o fish in as well we called it the mc land air and sea

>advanced preparation
Nigger it's baloney. It's the worst deli meat

Twas a great day for Veeky Forums. Too bad the video disappeared.

I saw it posted here within the last month

OK, this is old as fuck. Has anyone even attempted making this and what was the result, other than diarrhea?

The individual spices are cheaper than the seasoning packet. If it's taco seasoning it also gives you the opportunity to cut back on the salt. Pre-mixed taco seasoning has a shitload of salt in it.

>Pre-mixed taco seasoning has a shitload of salt in it.
this

I just bought a bound of chili puder with no salt added