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Toxic Avenger

it looks like a piece of

could use some cheese

Rustic to the max. 6.

too small

I like to chiffonade the basil so I can cover the pie without using all my basil

picasso/10

Cheese looks a bit burnt, and it looks like it was pressed out by a retard, but other than that, it looks good.

would eat / 10

Looks good but put the basil in with the pizza next time.

Not enough sauce or cheese, dried up and burnt, crust is too thick, don't want to bite down on a whole leaf of basil while eating. Dough looks like it was well made and proofed just right before baking though. And it looks very crispy where you broke it off. Wouldn't hurt to add a drizzle of olive oil next time you make a classic Italian Style pizza.

2/10

UMA DELICIA

needs more cheese, gonna ignore the weird shape.
edible / 10

It doesn't look inedible by any means.
The sear looks a little too far int he upper left there...
Bread looks not too bad otherwise, but looks more like Quasimodo than a pizza.
???/10

Best reply.

Are you eating outside or near a tree?

It looks like it should be hanging on the wall in the Tate modern

thats a scone

shitty meme pizza

picassa/10

Its ugly but it probably tasted good. Use a bit more cheese time

*kisses fingers
magnifique

probably tasted like burn bread with a tiny tinge of dried up tomato paste, burnt cheese, and raw basil.

4/10

I wish the neapolitan meme pizza would fucking die already.

This was a good thread.

>don't want to bite down on a whole leaf of basil while eating
you deserve to die in a forced labor camp

>meme
Retard.

>it's better because it's simpler and rustic

fuck you and your shitty meme pizza.

>he thinks meme is a synonym for fad
Retard.

would eat

>it's not a fad

it's literally a fad.

Meets/ck/'sautisticstandards/10

I'd prefer a more plebian balance of cheese and sauce, but I'm low caste and my opinion doesn't matter here.

>fad
It's one of the worlds oldest styles of pizza.
Point and laugh at the retard everyone.

who are you quoting?

>It's the oldest style so that makes it better!
>Bread with unseasoned tomato puree and a couple globs of cheese and some basil leaves is the best pizza!

No one said it was better than anything else.
Work on your reading comprehension, retard.

literally some faggot in every pizza thread says that you fucking nigger.

Get a load of this fuckwit.

Not this one dipshit.
Now fuck off back to your mcdonalds thread, shitwits

Your meme pizza is shit

>puree
Tell me more?

You should get your pizza from Domino's.
I'm assuming they'll deliver to your trailer park?

why are you kidding yourself that anything like ops pic is remotely nice to eat? you realise you need toppings to make something nice? most of these pretentious shitty pizzas have one circle of cheese, with about 90% of the topping being tomato paste

its completely fucking pretentious and purely psychological that you think theyre anything but shit
and the alternative doesnt mean you like dominos either.

Put some fucking toppings on your piece of shit meme pizza, faggot.

>a meme is like, those funny pictures with words, right xD

Pizzas are Italian, Fucktard

...And then it derailed.
RIP.

Van Gogh

Miscarriage/10

Looks a bit burned and dry.

Is this a pizza rating thread? I made this the other day. It's with buffalo mozarella, salsiccia and mushrooms.

Looks pretty good, maybe a little too greasy for me and undercooked in the middle. Would be better with green peppers and onions. 6.5/10

I too enjoy the works of Picasso and H.P. Lovecraft.

Looks a little underdone honestly user, I like my basil crisp

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where's the queso m80?

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>lawn clippings for toppings

retard.

>spinach is a grass
And that's why you post Reddit frogs.
Dumbass.

>Fish on pizza
Italy was a mistake.

1. your head
the joke
2. That's not spinach. Holy shit you need to eat better if you think that's spinach.