Al/ck/ alcoholism general

Pray for simpsonbro edition

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I mean:

I drank a pint of Guinness and 3 shots of Irish whiskey in an hour.
I just barely felt a buzz.
I think I've finally hit it.
Can I join your club now?

What world leaders do you think are drinking right now?

apparently the queen drinks gin every day. Putin will be fucked up on vodka probably

Spent four days drinking..
I live with my parents so this is a rare occasion.
Parents return tomorrow and I'm hammered as shit, yet I wanna continue drinking.

I would drink if I were her. The empire fell apart under her and she will almost certainly be last undisputed queen.

I guess we'll use this one since people are posting here. I'll delete mine.

Thanks for trying dude, timing just got a bit rekt this time around.

Putin actually doesn't drink except for a symbolic toast here and there. The lad is KGB and a judo maniac, his drug of choice is calculated murder and triggering the yanks.

Do you think Russians officials sit around drinking and saying "Ha...Americans"

>The result of which being confirmation that my liver, kidneys, spleen, heart, pancreas and intestines are all "healthy".
OK, so clearly you have a super power. I don't see how you could use it as either a super hero or super villain though.

Maybe if he gets stuck in a liquor warehouse during a natural disaster with a group of children and there is nothing to drink but booze he can filter the bottles through his body and let the kids survive on his piss until they get saved

I reckon its the diet. He says he eats well when he does, the few times I have felt properly ill after long binges I have eaten really shit food throughout with loads of salt and carbs so I think that must have something to do with it.

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H-how did you come up with such a plot in 2 minutes?

First day sober m8 my mind is going very fast

How y'all's livers doing?

Anyone here drinking milk whey for recovery? Did docs suggest you this

I suspect I'll soon regret having seen this video.
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If I can do this with vodka when I wake halfway through the night in withdrawal, I'll be able to get straight back to sleep and my life will become so much more comfy.
Going to try it tomorrow. Will report back if I'm not dead.

who drinking debt here? Just about 10 hours of work worth of debt desu

Normal chug isn't fast enough for you? Seems easier to just do it conventionally than deepthroat a pound of liquid half asleep in the dark.

I like your style man...

I don't think I have anything to say

What exactly makes people into alcoholics? I've never drank other than a few times myself

I know the feel...

It's an ambivalent sort of feel

is this the real alcoholism general?

this. A bargain

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It's mad how much the 0.001% spend. Kim Jong Un apparently used to have fresh seawater pumped into a swimming pool every morning in which he'd bathe.

Y

being misunderstood or alienated by greater society

who /cheapvodkaandgoodbeer/ here

Drugs, booze and decent food aren't cheap. Also can't resist the occasional girl from girlsfromparadise.com , but normally just end up with a bit of foreplay and getting high/drunk together. Can't even be bothered with sex if I have to use a rubber, and like fuck am I risking barebacking a callgirl. If she lets me, she lets others. Nope.
Uhm
Yeah. Anyway...
Approximately 34 thousand pounds in debt :^)
Past caring. Used to literally vomit with fear when I thought about my finances. As long as I have food and shelter though I've concluded, debt is ultimately just a number on a screen. Who fucking cares.

Is this man your father, user?

i'm /cheapvodkaandcheapbeer/

second bottle of vodka after torpedo beer. fuck. guess this is my life faggots

>tfw we're about to get hit by hurricane Irma and there's no Super Kidney Man to nourish us with his naturally filtered alcohol

This desu. Personally I have ADHD, so I find the alcomahols help slow my mind to a more "normal" speed.

I just find that my personality and subsequently my quality of life greatly improve when I'm not sober.

Fuck money man, you seem like one of those people who would be better off just going out into the woods and making your life for yourself.

A good contrast after that drunkard Yeltsin

>drinking and drugging yourself to death
>scared of hooker cooties

>general

Boris was /ourguy/ though. A real boozehound.

I drank a third of a bottle of Jim Beam yesterday

There's just something about disease caused by pathogenic microorganisms which makes me want to run screaming towards the nearest cliff and jump off head-first. Absolutely fucking disgusting, the shit those little fuckers can do to the human body. Always panic and have a broad-spectrum STD test after drunkfucks.

Drinking turned me gay

Oh shit I just realised.
I don't know what's happening with Misha Mayfair and Smirnoffbro, if I'm not mistaken on this mysterious Misha, but is a somewhat sound porn plot/entire scenario.

>Absolutely fucking disgusting, the shit those little fuckers can do to the human body.
Far less than chemicals. Have you experienced withdrawals or DT?

Come over to my place for a beer?

I still remember back when I didn't drink on weekdays
Back when I used to have a social life and even a girl that loved me

It never really goes away does it, the desire to have someone say that everything will work out every now and then
Someone to be intimate with
Someone who appreciates you for who you are

>experienced WD/DT?
Yeah. All of it, user. Alcohol has put me into a damn coma. Nearly blind in one eye and sight is shit in the other, due to brain lesions. Kindling is a fucker after 23 years of drinking. 6 hours without alcohol and I go into withdrawal, so my brain is ruined. Can't even sleep through the night without needing a drink at least once. I'm only awake now because I'm withdrawing, waiting for the vodka I just drank to kick in.
The rest of my internal organs are in astonishingly good condition, which I put down to diet, as was suggested by another user ITT. I haven't eaten junk food or complex carbs in 16 years, aside from time spent in prison. Gaps.me is the reason I'm alive, I'm convinced of it.

Regardless, there's something about the diseases caused by parasites which fucking horrifies me. It's probably because I spend so much time in hospital, in a state of hyper-awareness thanks to WD, on wards filled with dying people. Some of the shit I've seen, good Christ it's so disgusting. I've woken up next to the corpses of people with whom mere hours earlier I'd been conversing. I've seen someone die from his pus-filled lungs spontaneously collapsing in a crackhouse. I've... ugh, I don't want to talk about the shit I've seen. I think I have PTSD. Rational or not, chemical damage I can handle. Parasitic growths/deformities I cannot.

I've spoken on and off with misha online for something like 8 years. Found her on /b/ forever ago, recognised that she was mildly insane, and as an almost entirely insane person I found that to be very attractive. I love girls who are nice, but a little bit crazy. She's just an online friend who I happen to think is nice. And for whom I am determined to one day cook a delicious meal. Before locking us both in my bedroom for a week and... uh, making her blush.

You better taper. When I was living at home I had a few mutli-day benders when they left, it was pretty obvious shit went down when I just stopped cold turkey and was going through withdrawal once they got home

I have PTSD from child abuse and abandonment. I also have a different diagnosed mental disorder. Haven't drank in 4 days because of gastritis and want to fucking kill myself.

smirnoffbro I feel you and drink the same fuck.

I hope we both die so sweetytly.... fucking hell please

If you're going down the alchie route, you're going to die a horrific death in a lot of pain, everyone will hate you and your life will have been a disastrous mess. Sorry dude. No dying peacefully in your sleep if you can't stay on the wagon. Just the way it is. Fucking heroin is safer if you've a clean, stable source and are able to stay within safe dose parameters.

t. jelly nigger that got raped by a functional alcoholic

Smirnoffbro your story intrigues me. I need to know more about you. Can you tell me a short life story or anything? Like a Wikipedia article?

How do we get shoenice to join al/ck/? I'd love to drink with that dude.
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The terminal-stage is gonna be just as horrible, dude. Plus I can only imagine that being a functional alc is very difficult, especially when you get older and you start physically falling to pieces.

more than zero alcoholics have lived into their 80s

I have adhd also and i gotta agree with the slowing down part. even after one shot i feel infinitely more slow down and focused. alcohol never makes me feel good though just more normal. only time i can say i honestly felt happy was when i took the entire bottle of adderall the doc perscribed me at once.

I've done so a couple of times before in some detail. Bit too tired now. It's 3.30am and my last couple of chugs are sending me to sleep.
Tl;dr I was a total dropout at school, zero qualifications, lived in a car for a while, learned web design in the late 90's while sleeping on friends' couches, built porn sites, made enough money to buy a house, property value exploded, have been drunk and drugged ever since, paid for by various online crap like cryptocurrencies, daytrading, selling on eBay - anything/everything. If I get into too much debt due to my numerous addictions, I sell my house and move to a smaller one. I will die in a tent drinking from an illegal still, but as long as I'm drunk, I'm ok with that.

Fucking hell. 4th day sober and 8th day of unemployment and I'm struggling to find a reason not to go buy a bottle.

I've got nothing to do and all I can think about is getting drunk.

Everyone here can relate to this, I imagine.
I can almost never get past 9 days. Maybe once every 5 years or so.

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>toxic liquid that burns, taste like shit ,destroys your body and ruins your life
>makes you feel comfy and happy

FUCKING WHY

So you just enjoy getting plowed on the reg? For what reason? I heard talks of oneitis but it may not be you. I'm just curious.

lost my gf....

What is a "normal" amount/rate of drinking?

A couple of beers or glasses of wine.

Maybe twice that once every 2-3 weeks on the weekend.

does anyone want a picture of what she looks like?

Why is it I can drink a load but play a racing game and always come in first?
I'm fucked up, yet I can race and be first in video games.

I had my first drink when I was 5. First got properly drunk aged 11. Began drinking daily aged 15. The reasons are numerous and hugely convoluted, but when I was young, they were primarily caused by anxiety.
Ten years ago I experienced something horrific, about which I struggle to acknowledge to myself, let alone speak. At that point I began drinking around 70cl of vodka every day, starting from the moment I woke.
Tolerance gradually increased, but yeah, in 2011 I was hit with a severe case of oneitis. My tolerance rose from around 1L/day, to 1.4-2.1, and there have now been two occasions on which it's possible that I drank as much as 3.5L in 24hrs. Can't remember. This on top of heroin, Peruvian fish scale coke, home-made hyper-pure crack, benzos, DMT, LSD, meth, psilocybin, MDMA, butane... just... anything, and all in insane doses. 40 grams of shrooms at once, 20 bags of crack and smack daily, 5 x 150ug blotters, enough 84% purity MDMA that my heart stopped beating, etc etc. All while drunk. I've OD'd on heroin, fent, MDMA, diazepam and fuck knows how many other things. Even when in hospital or prison, I very very rarely spend more than an hour sober.
My oneitis is at last beginning to dissipate however. She's married now. As long as she's happy, I can live with that.
Fuck me, this is too depressing.
I think you get the idea.

Vodka and benzos are kicking in. If I don't fall asleep I might be able to elaborate. I'm sure we all have problems though. Bet there are people here worse off than me, so maybe I should stop whinging.

I'm really tired and really wasted. Feel like I'm blogrambling and still not really conveying anything worth posting. Sorry for the tl;dr.

Obviously yes

Burned through a handle of vodka yesterday, spent all day puking and shaking today. Wish the nervousness/anxiety from acute withdrawl would fuck off

3.5L in 24 hours jesus christ

Jesus fuck dude, I thought I had a tolerance for drugs, but you've got me crushed, snorted and shat out. My all-time limit was 32 hits of LSD, a half-ounce+ of pot, and a half-gallon of 90-proof bourbon in one sitting.

At this point, I binge drink between a half-gallon and a gallon of bourbon in the span of two or three days, then lay off for a day or two.

holy shit

what was 32 hits like? did reality just warp away? flashbacks?

I'm not proud of it. I hate alcohol more than anything in the known universe, but yeah, I've properly dedicated a huge portion of my life to drugs and alcohol. I've done everything from home-brewing, to extracting poisonous DMT from locally-growing reed grass (don't do that, kidney killer), stopping breathing with a bag of butane over my mouth and staying awake for a solid week on meth.
32 hits sounds fucking mental. 40 grams of psilocybin made me simply black the fuck out.
Are you this guy?
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I feel like vinegar.

Not as much as you'd think. After a certain threshold, you hit maximum trip and all you get out of megadoses is extended duration, not more intensity. Plus tolerance and quality plays into it. At the time I had a pretty solid tolerance (had tripped in the past week). I've tripped harder on 10 hits when my tolerance was down for going without for months.

I think I've heard of that DMT recipe from an Uncle Fester book. Phalarys grass, right? That's a shame to hear, I always wanted to try that one. And no, that's not me, but being a dealer was exactly why I was dropping 30 at a time.

What can I say, back in the 90s shit was so cheap you could practically take baths in it. I was buying 10 sheets (100 hits per sheet) for $600, flown overnight from Cali. The ten hits thing with no tolerance is pretty close to what he's talking about. That had me near-paralyzed in bed for nearly 18 hours straight. I could move, but I didn't was I was in a completely fucking hallucinatory world, zooming around planets of pure energy, communing with aliens and spirits and lightning bolts and shit.

LADS I. AM DRUNJ

>uncle fester
Yeah, reed canary grass. It contains gramine, which will eat your kidneys alive. Last time SWIM checked though, it was still legal to buy mimosa hostilis root bark, which is absolutely loaded with DMT and the extraction is easy.
Used to love me sum DMT in medium doses. The hallucinations are absolutely incredible, a hundred times more vivid than lsd or psilocybin, without the loss of self-control I get on shrooms or the inescapable duration of lsd. 20 mins of incredible hallucinations followed by like an hour of generally feeling euphoric.
I overdid it a couple of times though. 'Breaking through' I'd achieved, which consisted largely of my feeling incredibly confused, seeing colours as shapes (don't ask me to better explain that, I cannot) and being amazed by the fact that I had hands. Having achieved the whole 'breaking through' thing though I decided to push it harder.
Hard.
Really, fucking, hard.
I vaped 250mg in one hit.

Everything was triangles.
I'll say it again. Simply: everything was triangles. This is as good an explanation as you're going to get, of the experience I had.

I 'came to' covered in vomit, gasping for breath.

Love DMT in medium doses, but probably won't ever use it again. It's VERY harsh on the lungs, legit like inhaling burning plastic, and it smells like DEATH.

Going to stick to benzos, weed and booze, I think.

Anybody got tips for dealing with reflux? It's manageable if I don't drink, but most weekends I wake up at 7-8am and I start binge drinking immediately until I pass out anywhere from 12-3am. Eating definitely makes it worse, but regardless, the burning sensation of my stomach acids pushing there way up my throats is nearly unbearable at times. Pepcid alone used to do the trick, but recently I've had to add pepto to the mix when it's really bad.

Sodium bicarbonate works wonders for me

Don't start drinking on an empty stomach
Eat carbs with lots of fibre before you start drinking: 4 slices of wholegrain toast with vegemite/marmite for example
Avoid sugars and caffeine before drinking
Avoid acidic drinks like soda and juice when drinking if possible, if not definitely don't consume them prior to drinking
Watch for foods that give you acid reflux even without drinking. If I have pizza while drinking anything more than a few beers I'm getting acid reflux
If you're getting hardcore acid reflux while drinking take two heaping teaspoons of baking soda and add them to a glass of water. Stir the shit out of it and drink as much of the awful concoction as you can, always provides some relief for me

Will be trying it this weekend. Thanks.

If I could JUST stop pissing on everything. That's all I really need from life at this moment.

Had a room mate walk into the kitchen shitfaced and piss in the dishwasher like it was perfectly fuckin normal.

Fuck
I need to go get a drink. Just got back from the psych, she scrambled me up real good

>Feel like I'm blogrambling and still not really conveying anything worth posting
Not at all mate, its interesting getting some insight into the people that post here and what led them to the point that they are at now. Funnily enough, I would wager that a lot of us have similar stories (albeit with varying quantities) - I know I do. I try not to think about my end game too much and where I will end up, but it won't be sober. Main focus at the moment is to keep my income steady and not let my tolerance get too stupid. Getting drunk is the only thing I enjoy in life and I don't want that to be taken away.

Would be pretty cool if others share their stories too. Aside from the few named anons there must be quite a few who post here regularly like myself.

Alcoholbros teach me how to tolerate the taste of brandy. One sip and my throat burns. Within 4 shots and I will puke everything I ate/drank.

Get lost Todd I won't buy your games

I don't know how people do this shit. I'm 30 and I've gotten drunk plenty of times, a few I even blacked out. I've never pissed anywhere weird, and I never pissed the bed.

>not having dedicated pissbowl and shitkettle

Ugh, the overwhelming feeling of depression, dread and terror I feel deep inside my chest the moment I wake, followed by the panic and "oh god no" moments when remembering the retarded drunken shit I did last night, then the horror of realising you're out of booze, and the nightmarish pukewalk to the shops and back once you've gathered enough pennies.
Like Groundhog Day in hell.

I've had a pissbottle for a few months now. I'm desperately trying to avoid going the road of a dedicated shitkettle, but I'm scared I'm not far off...

3-4th day is the worst. It get better, slowly, after that.

You should tell her she's messing you up.

>Would be pretty cool if others share their stories too.
My story is crap.

dude, come drink whith me

fucking shit how boring sobriety is.

gonna take that walk in the rain 6 km..

Does anyone have any experiences with SSRIs?