Never have cabbage

>never have cabbage
>buy a head of cabbage at the store
>put a few leaves on a bitchin capicola sandwhich on crusty italian bread
>get super excited
>tastes like garbage
>throw sandwich away

who eats this shit?

You don't eat raw cabbages dumbass. They're not lettuce

You are supposed to discard the outer leaves you mong. You ruined a perfectly good sandwich with your own stupidity.

don't eat it raw retard you have to cook with it

You cannot possibly be serious.

Raw cabbage is among the most amazing vegetables.

However there is substantial variation in the particular taste qualities. Cabbage is part of the mustard family and I've bought cabbages that taste like literal mustard due to high levels of isothiocyanates - these are the most amazing. I've also had watery cabbage - they're OK for the texture but not amazing taste-wise.

Cabbage is good as a vehicle for lentils and beans

Cooked cabbage tastes like garbage. And of course you can eat cabbage raw, I've been doing it for years (the thyroid thing is a meme, my thyroid is perfectly healthy)

Shred and salt it. Make sauerkraut.

Just throwing a big leaf of cabbage on a sandwich is going to suck.

Take a couple leafs, chop them up and toss it with salt and an acidic liquid like lime juice or vinegar. Classic fish taco topping, goes great on a lot of sandwiches, too.

You can also cook cabbage, just don't boil it. Boiling it destroys a lot of nutrients and makes your kitchen smell like a mustard gas attack. It's better to steam or roast it.

>roast it

That sounds fucking amazing, I think I'm gonna go think something up now.

lol it's not lettuce, you can't just throw a leaf on a sandwich like one.