Does Veeky Forums like Dip'nDots?

Does Veeky Forums like Dip'nDots?

>implying I can afford that shit

I'm an ice-milk nigga

I don't like any ice cream. I just don't like sweets really.

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They're one of those items that I would always ask for as a kid and my dad would tell me to shut the hell up and it's just stupid overpriced bits of ice cream.

I hated him for it then, but now I see exactly where he was coming from.

Could never afford these as a kid but on a recent visit to Hershey Pennsylvania I finally got my revenge as an adult.

They are a total over-priced rip off. My nephews seemed to like them though.

They're legitimately better than normal ice cream though.

You can buy a knock off product in store called itti bitz.

I had these as a grown man sitting alone in an aquarium. If they're still too cold, the first ones you put in your mouth stick to your tongue, giving you the sensation that you licked a cold pole.

I had the opposite experience where my dad would buy them occasionally because his family couldn't afford to buy them when he was a kid.

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>i don't like any ice cream

Checked, feel you brother

I had Dip'n'Dots exactly once and they were pretty good. I thought that company went out of business or something.

holy shit you are a tryhard

>They're one of those items that I would always ask for as a kid and my dad would tell me to shut the hell up and it's just stupid overpriced bits of ice cream.

Same. I used to see them in McD's and REALLY wanted to try them when I was taken to Hurricane Harbor as a kid. Unfortunately for me, I had 3 siblings and a cousin and no one wanted to buy expensive novelty ice cream for 5 kids

The local walmart has them in a machine at the entrance but i'm not even sure the damn thing works

Still alive in Pennsylvania.

Saw some in Connecticut today, seems like they became fairground food

Weren't they always fair food?

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I like them but they aren't vastly better or worse than any other ice cream unless you are eating away from home and have to travel a ways. I live near an ice cream shop that uses liquid nitrogen to custom make ice cream. You can ask them to extra-freeze it and you basically get something better than Dippin Dots but temp wise, the same, and cheaper since you get more.

they're ok, overpriced though.
better when someone else buys it for you

Day aright nigga.

Tried them once. They had a horrible aftertaste.

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