Eat 1/2 of the fries

>eat 1/2 of the fries
>eat the burger
>eat the other 1/2 of the fries

Any other order is inferior. Also applicable to sandwiches, chips, etc.

Be still troll.

you forgot step 4
>wash it down with as much soda as you can chug through your straw until something hurts

>not taking a bite of a burger, three fries with a dollop of ketchup and then washing it down with a gulp of Coca-Cola (tm) all in one bite

Plebs, all of you.

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I keep the ratio 1:1, eating both main and side throughout the meal so that the experience is even throughout.

>Put fries on your burgee
>Eat half the fries
>Eat the burger

I recognise this order is retarded but it's the way I do it

>Lettuce on top of the burger
Disgusting

this should apply to pretty much any meal

I have an eating disorder and do just that when I'm binging, so I think that confirms that it's actually the worst way.