One of my jobs has me managing a pizzeria Veeky Forums. What do you think of our cheese pizza?

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>You'll end up in a better place

sure. maybe he'll work himself to death

Looks a little heavy on the sauce for a pizza.

That's the whole point. Calling it "Cheese pizza" lets the reader know that the cheese is the only topping. If you just call it "pizza" who knows what could be on it?

Jesus.......

It's clearly got sauce on it.

>working

>American pizza

Yeah, and? The sauce is assumed. That's what makes it "pizza" and not just flatbread.

Are you people really so sheltered you have no idea how common pizza naming conventions work? I'm getting a vibe from someone that's so sheltered they're embarrassed to even pick up the phone and order pizza.

>The sauce is assumed. That's what makes it "pizza" and not just flatbread.
Do you actually believe this?

I'd deep throat it

Everyone believes that, except maybe for the outliers on a bell curve.

I'll repeat my question since you didn't answer it the first time:

>>Are you people really so sheltered you have no idea how common pizza naming conventions work?

You can answer "yes" or "no". There are no incorrect answers.

Note that I didn't ask if you agreed with those conventions making sense to your sperghead or not. I'm asking whether or not you are aware of them.

It looks edible. I am dubious about the quality and distribution of the sauce and cheese, especially at the crust where it is basically all sauce though. 6/10

That's a pie.

Are you American?

No, German. Though I have lived in the US, Canada, and Denmark as well as visited Japan. The rules I described seem universal in those countries.

Can you please answer my question? Since you're still not answering it I think you're embarrassed to answer.

>German
Explains why you know fuck all about pizza.
Stick to sausages, Fritz.

We're clearly not talking about "Muh authentic Pizza from Naples" here user. Look at the fucking picture. It's the standard Americanized style "Delivery pizza" you get worldwide.

....still waiting for my answer, BTW.

I am but that has nothing to do with this debate so don't start shit flinging.

Oh but it is. Very much so.
Fuck off, troll.

I'm Danish and cheese comes on pizza by definition here. Asking for cheese pizza would make them think you're weird.

But if you ask for pizza they'll ask you "what toppings do you want on that pizza" whereas if you ask for a cheese pizza, they readily know that cheese and sauce is what you want

Op here. Might give any of you cucks a 15% discount if youre nearby. We're based in Eastern Mass

In the US everyone knows a cheese pizza is just a regular pizza with no sauce on it. Now some people might order it as a plain pizza, or a pizza with no toppings on it. But cheese pizza is pretty standard and not a weird thing to say or ask for.

>with no sauce on it
I meant no toppings, but including sauce

Pizza comes with cheese and sauce by definition here in Canada. Toppings are stuff like sausage and peppers etc.

Not even close. A cheese pizza is dough, sauce, cheese. Been to a dozen states and thats how it always is. My place adds basil on the house though.

don't download this image.

HNET?

I didn't mean to say 'no sauce', but yes you are correct. I've been up and down most coasts and have driven across the country and met people from all over the world. I know if I said cheese pizza everyone will know I mean just a regular pizza. Sauce, cheese and no toppings.

Yea just saw your other post. Sorry bout that.

>niggers are able to work the system to experience the lifestyle that promotes most amount of benefit with least amount of work.
>somehow the people that double time their efforts end up with the same amount of benefits that the people who don't work receive.
>people would rather choose option 2.

fuck you man

What would happen if you just asked for a plain pizza?

Taunton fag here, how far do i gotta travel to give this pizza a real review

You get a margherita.

Scituate

Don't exactly look like the best pizza around, but I'd eat it.

This is a good post by someone who understands the working man.
This is a lazy nigger who thinks niggers are smart for being lazy but still getting paid as much as someone who actually contributes to society, by essentially stealing from the people who work for their money.

looks delicious, would eat if given the chance

Veeky Forums pizza party?

happy CP day

heh, only if I lived anywhere near most of you, but unfortunately this isn't the case

But the cheese is assumed too. Sauce pizza is just as valid a name as cheese pizza.

I'm getting a cheese pizza myself. Hooray cheese.

>This is a good post by someone who understands the working man.

its not the 1960's anymore, dipshit. you don't live in a meritocracy.
people work multiple jobs to make ends meet ...not to get ahead in life.

what's it like to live such a sheltered, deluded life?

I hope you die from cystic fibrosis

Looks a little heavy on the sauce and a little light on the cheese. Pretty good otherwise, I'd eat it. Also, nice trips.

>rose a whole .1 of a percent over 50 years

that's not what the graph says at all

It's Margherita, not cheese pizza

work yourself to death then you fuckingt fag. hope youre on your death bed when youre paying off your 3rd mortgage loan for your first house.

cheese pizza means kiddy porn in the depp web
whats your game you sick fuck

Exposing newfags.

Apparently, he's become pretty good at it.

I just wanna share my pizza with the world.

Looks gross.

I'd rather have pizza hut.

Speaking of which I just ordered the pizza of the day "Canadian" for 10 dollars from Pizza Hut. Pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms and mozzarella. I also got some spicy buffalo wings. My goal is to have this last me 2 days.

That is delicious

i know this pizza!

mmmh, cheese pizza with little faggots in it, my favorite

nice 'za brah

you sir, sure know your trolling.

degenerate

>by essentially stealing from the people who work for their money.
you're thinking of business owners and investors, not poor people.

that might be the best cheese pizza I've ever seen

What the fuck? No, that is not the case at 99% of regular pizza places in the US. What fantasy world are you living in where a cheese pizza at the average pizza place doesn't have sauce on it?

too old

Read the post below that you fucking cunt, it was a mistype. Shut the fuck up you cock sucker.