I work at portillos ask me anything

what, are you working at the ones in wisconsin or something lol

Yet another failed idea for a restaurant franchise.

yep thats vom. You got played friend.

Do you have consistent bowel movements?

Are you a middle aged Asian lady?

Chicago down town

That's why the are opening more and more stores in other states right? Lol

Did you go to college?

Yes

Yes I did

How did it go?

Ran out of money and started working at portillos to pay for school been here ever since

Chicagoan here. Your food tastes like shit. How did you assholes manage to meme your brand into popularity? Do you routinely blow news media personnel to get positive reviews?

>Chicagoan
>calling others food shit
Irony.

Where do you work?

>Portillo's Hot Dogs
>posts image of sandwich
What did he mean by this?

Does Portillos have any vegetarian options?

Stupid arguments about pizza aside, Chicago is one of the top cities for food in the country, along with NYC and New Orleans.

Yes salads and the grilled veggie sandwich

is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

they're both kind of overpriced.

hot dogs are a sandwich...

OP can't help it. she's autistic

We sell way more beefs than hotdogs and we sell a lot of things besides hotdogs soo your kinda being autistic not me

Yes it is

For you

do you have a employment and if so who is it?

What

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How much disability do you get to draw for being retarded? I bet it's a lot because you seem to be eaten up with it

I hear you guys lost a lot of your distribution deals when the business got sold and that there was a decline in quality. I get burgers most the time and haven't noticed, but is there any truth to it?

Is there a Portillos anywhere near eastern Ohio? I'd like to try those ribs

this was going to be my question

Im hijacking this thread; i was a sushi chef for 6 months ask me anything

At portillos?

Largest order you have seen a single person order for themselves.

Extra points if it includes that "cake shake" that everyone else seems to love.

no it was at a sushi restaurant in my college town. also i know u like my digits

>als beef
>johnnies beef

are these chains or individual restaurants you guys are talking about? ive been to both the chains and individuals. if youre talking about the johnnies in elmwood then yeah thats the best one

A big beef with Italian sausage on the side while they waited for their rib dinner with large fries onion rings baked potato slice of lemon cake and a large cake shake

What? No soda?

The soda comes with the rib dinner

No we have locations in IL Minnesota Indiana Wisconsin Arizona cali and FL

Shudder.

No portillos makes pretty much everything at there own distribution warehouse

Where the FUCK are ones in Wisconsin?!

I would have to say you're dead wrong actually. Jays is master race for italian beef.

Which one? company right?

>portillo's talking shit about Chicago
>came from Chicago

I literally just ate there today at 8:20 ish. Did you make my big beef with hot peppers user?

there are two in the milwaukee area. one in brookfield, and one in greenfield.

Fuck. Madison is cu/ck/ed

Which location

The fuck is Portillos?

hahaha madison is the absolute fucking worst.

I'll take the libtards over the rioting melanated folk in Milwaukee though

nah fuck that.

I like the Maxwell Polish, but recently I ordered one and they gave it to me with Chicago Dog toppings instead of just grilled onions and mustard. Why?

Because the maxwell comes with mustard and grilled onions and we sell regular Polish that comes Chicago dog style except no relish so the cashier or person making the dogs messed up

What brands are all the ingredients. I visited Chicago five years ago and I went to a couple hotdog places and they were straight garbage. I wrote them off but now live in the city and got dragged there and it was actually decent.

Italian beefs are shitty inferior soggy imitations of a cheesesteak.

where in cali?

Had a Chicagoan friend hype this place up to me incessantly until I went to visit her. Finally tried it and it was overpriced shit.

I guess I don't have a question for you.

Do you work at Portillos?

does it live up to the hype? don't live anywhere near one but have always wanted to try it

is that a chicago beef sandwich?

Yes

Sorry that you're poor

Yes

can you hook me up with a lifetime supply of portillos beef?

yeah okay how the FUCK am i supposed to eat this thing? the entire bag looks like a grease towel and juice spills all over me every bite. its great shit tho dont get me wrong

Does Kerin "Stock Photo Slut" Portillo work there?

Why do you charge ¢50 for a side of BBQ sauce? Other Portillos don't pull that shit.

w-with your mouth, user...

I like the portillo cake

Back off mke mate, at least we aren't a bunch of wannabe hippies surrounded by farms

All portillos does

Talking about johnnies in elmwood of course.
>Cheese whiz on imitation meat
Jesus fuck philly is a shithole.

what is the best menu item and why is it the beef cheese croissant?

You cut it into quarters and stab a piece with your fork [spoiler]like the bitch you are[/spoiler]