Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?

Drugs are cheaper.

Drugs aren't empty carbs

Garlic bread makes you fat, meth makes you skinny.

Drugs aren't flyover shit

t. someone who hasn''t done drugs

Why not both

Why would anyone do garlic bread when they can for mes?

why is this a either/or situation?

Delete this fucking post. I'm not fucking kidding.